"sorry, I lost focus when you said Rum"
02.03.2026 15:44
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"sorry, I lost focus when you said Rum"
I can't wait until they boo the shit out of him
the scene in the Simpsosn where Moe is at the bachelor auction and is stared at with disgust by all the women until he walks into the reject pile. there are three Moes labeled Auston Matthews, Brady Tkachuk and Connor Hellebuyck. The disgusted women are labeled the People of Canada
wonder how hard sportsnet is gonna try to redeem/excuse matthews to save their precious star
get absolutely wrecked matthews
Fuck the men’s Olympic hockey team. They have marinated themselves in historic shame.
Prediction: the attempts by Sportsnet and TSN to rehab the image of the US Olympic Hockey team will dwarf their attempt to rehab Gretzky's reputation
tweet from lisa desjardins reporting SOTU might be up to 3 hours long
It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas
yeah, i don't think i can either
I have never regretted deciding that Willy Styles was my favourite Leaf of this generation. #LeafsForever
They’ve been projecting McKenna to be a bit like Jack Hughes, but that can’t be right since McKenna apparently stands up when someone disrespects his mother
no that's completely wrong and any song with that general idea is overrated and not worth listening to
oh yeah my bad i always get those two albums mixed up
@dadloop.bsky.social says that the best 29:57 minutes of music in history is the first 29:57 of californication
I have quite a few American friends and interact with Americans fairly regularly over the years and I've come to the conclusion that Americans straight up views Canadian nationhood and independence as a cute joke and our growing disdain is completely out of nowhere and unfounded
A lot of Canadians got the “Maple Leafs fan” experience today.
Put everything on the shoulders of your top five players, have your depth be completely unfit for the moment and disappear, Sam Bennett does his best to fuck you over, lose a winnable game on some bullshit.
Luckily Toronto sports fans have trained for exactly this scenario.
horrible non-calls, missed open nets, robbed on breakaways
All of Canada just watched a Leafs Game 7
No matter what happens this game, I think we can agree that Gretzky getting booed in Toronto every time he's on screen makes us all winners
woah woah woah, let's not say things we can't take back
The Tkachuks are keen to wrap up this medal ceremony so they can go back to the Olympic Village and celebrate with the ICE agents that were brought there for some fucking reason
Well now that we can go back to NHL fandom our Leaf hero Auston Matthews captained a gold medal squad and McDavid has yet to win a thing. Wow. Many are saying it.
usa: the land of the ugliest hockey brothers imaginable @dadloop.bsky.social
hope mcdavid has a backup plan for free agency in a couple of years, cause the leafs scouts watched him play exactly one game and that's all they needed to see
No need to lean into McDavid hero puck there in overtime. Canada were getting and maintaining control fine
Never trust an Oiler
At least Wayne is happy.
fuck the USA
just goes to show you what the united states can do when the other team is missing their best player and the refs are blaming your opponents when you hurt yourself
Joke way to end a game when Canada dominated for 60 mins