Have you ever thought about a career in engineering?
07.03.2026 04:40
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Have you ever thought about a career in engineering?
Oh, I guess also I'm charming and good looking and funny and tall and my swagger crazy and my lung capacity massive and you know that thang swang or whatever. Probably just the car though.
When I was 21 I had to emergency buy a wrecked Chrysler LeBaron convertible off of Craigslist in order to get to my job the next morning. I was not excited about the prospect and that shit was busted as hell, but every girl I picked up in that car lost her mind. It's that easy.
Mallorcans are white, right?
Mayonnaise: The Sauce White People Made.
Wow, bro. That's so infantile. How much did it cost?
You guys don't respect how important Necco wafers are to me.
i love being conventionally good looking and out of touch
slamming my meaty fist down on the Burger King table as tears of rage cloud my vision and booming “MY WHOOPER… MY WHOPPERS KEEP DISSOLVING”
Yeah, I love particles. But only when they're in season, they're kinda bland when they ship them halfway across the world.
Would you guys turn the fuck up for peer review?
Bro's incisive vibecheck.
Y'all ever break the law? Tell me about it in gross detail.
Personally I can't stand it when my bun dissolves.
This is so real.
having 3 glasses of wine on the plane and whispering to the man sitting in front of me that we need to get to the pilots
Thank you! I was looking for this!
I don't need to know what happens in Kevin's bedroom, but thank you, Sam.
Just walk, bro. What's 1,000 miles? Get a backpack.
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“Then I said: 'Woman, give me your little truth.' And thus spoke the little old woman:
'You are going to women? Do not forget the whip!'"
—Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra: First Part: On Little Old and Young Women (Tr. Walter Kaufmann.)
Seattle: The Reddit City.
Computer, run program.exe.
You gotta be cringe to be kind
Satire requires a satire stick. Go into the woods and fetch one, but be careful not to venture off the path.
paul shepard too powerful
Why am I seeing this?
Great hike. I fuck with it heavy.
This seems premature.
Donkey Kong Country is really only like a two to three hour game, huh? I always forget how short it is.