yung gribble

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[real life crime, jeffrey dahmer, font jump scare]

why the fuck is the official FBI FOIA release on Jeffrey Dahmer written in COMIC SANS

https://vault.fbi.gov/jeffrey-lionel-dahmer/Jeffrey%20Lionel%20Dahmer%20Part%2006

@lookitmychicken ghghgh DEF GONNA CHECK IT OUT once i get past more chapters!!! i need to figure out how to enable the death counter!

@lookitmychicken yaoi AND yuri??? Excellent. I just got through chapter 2 right now, I'm ready!!!

Road to Empress screenshot: Xi Xin "Her honest nature and heroic presence have made her popular among the women in the rear palace- some of them even have a crush on her."

YURI CONFIRMED we must wait a couple more chapters...

drawing of a Chihuahua dressed like Dale Gribble from King Of The Hill with his glasses and hat, smoking, with a small heart shaped pee puddle next to him. He says "i pead you a heart"

A bald chihuahua trembling looking at the viewer, compared to Dale Gribble staring at the viewer with his cute close together eyes.

Dog Dale Afternoon. The dogsonas will continue until morale improves. Or until my own chihuahua stops growling and shivering at me.

#art #kingOfTheHill

Initial ‘R’. chansonnier, Bruges 1542. Cambrai, Bibliothèque municipale, ms. 125B fol. 133v. #medieval #MedievalArt

Initial ‘R’. chansonnier, Bruges 1542. Cambrai, Bibliothèque municipale, ms. 125B fol. 133v.
#medieval #MedievalArt

northernlion watching "Road to Empress" with the empress holding shitty white dog. The player character comments: I'd fall for this attractive lady too"

Northernlion is confronted with 3 choices: How will you respond to Consort of Preciousness's admiration? Claim it's yours to win her favor. Say it fell from one of the sisters up ahead. Say it belongs to Liu Xi.

NorthernLion, a seasonal bald, is not only becoming Chinese as all white boys are doing nowadays, but he is also being YURIBAITED!!!!

https://youtu.be/4fjnsze0kWs?si=-ny8KKMw7bmos1z7&t=94

actually i want to play this game now. am i her concubine?????????

Hayao Miyazaki Shrine In honor of a national treasure.

Updated my Hayao Miyazaki fanpage! Now contains excerpts about Lewis Carroll, Leon The Professional, and the definition mutations of "bishoujo" and "lolicon".

https://hayaomiyazaki.neocities.org/

thumbnail for smile.dk butterfly music video, showing two white girls with microbraids (a hairstyle created for Black hair) singing songs about Japan (which is in Asia)

the 2000's was crazy cuz they had swedish white girls with microbraids weebing out about samurai and shit. like these aren't the only swedish weebs with microbraids from the era

[baki cartoon e1 spoilers, reference to irl sexual misconduct]

> brock lesnar named in the Vince McMahon files as a person Vince called because Vince liked to roleplay as brock lesnar during sex and also really wants to watch Brock have sex with his sex trafficking victim

> Brock not indicted […]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/3b4e9630998cb630b1d8eab8060e9f85/d6fbc4ab20815c4b-a8/s540x810/78eb31e103b811543e8e519afbfc289b69e1c73d.jpg

Interior cover An illustration of Cotton Hill as a woman, poking Hank in the face. She says “Your daddy was one of the fiddy men!”. Hank replies, “Yeah yeah, I'm a femme”. Page 1, Intro Image of Joseph as Big Tex (1), waving his arms while Hank is tiny in the background saying “GET OFF MY LAWN!” WELCOME TO ARLEN, TEXAS! Everything here is bigger, including the butches. And just like the New Mexico whiptail lizard, the residents of Arlen are an all woman species! Must be something we dumped in the quarry. On this expedition, we’ll observe middle-aged wives and their real love lives… with citations! Let’s look at some ladies!

Page 2, PEGGY AND HENRIETTA They’re high school sweethearts nearing their 40’s, living a simple working class femme/butch life. Henrietta likes to be called “Hank”. She sells propane at Doe Strickland’s dealership, and has accumulated a very special interest in the odorless gas. She enjoys repetition and order. But she finds emotional communication difficult. Her son, Bobby, asks if she thinks a diagnosis would be illuminating. Hank shakes her head and tells Bobby he ain’t right. Peggy struggles with the feminine ideal, despite her confident facade. She’s 6 feet tall with size 16 feet(2), she can’t cook or clean, and she even works for a living! But Hank will kick the ass of anyone who calls Peggy masc. And they don’t call her “Peggin’ Peggy” for nothin’! Page 3, MINH AND ANH A Dee/Tom couple*. Minh’s father was a military Laotian general. He expected Anh to grow up and marry a man of status. But Minh fell in love with Anh, daughter of a fish-monger, at the disco. And they married and and moved to the United States. Anh gleefully antagonizes Hank, with verbal taunts and topless flashes from the shower window(3). But she secretly considers Hank her best friend. In the end, Anh and Hank are united by both their love for their wives, and how their careers consume their lives. Hank breaks her back with propane tanks. Anh commutes for 3 hours to work, each ways! As Peggy says, even their names are spelled with the same letters! *Thai terms, similar to femme/butch

Behold. Queen of The Hill, aka my King of The Hill yuri zine, is now available for your reading pleasure.

Mirrors:

My site: https://wiki.scumsuck.com/zines:queenofthehill

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80691866

archive.org […]

[Original post on blorbo.social]

POV of not-brock lesnar from Baki anime saying "In front of me is a boy who could easily be mistaken for a girl" while looking down at Baki hanma

The not-brock lesnar character in a black thong, tanning outside with his armipits out.

new season of Baki starting strong with unconvicted Brock Lesnar calling Baki Hanma a femboy, then tanning in his thong with his shaved armpits out [not canon, brawk cannot be in the sun lest he turn red]

Was gonna wait to post this when it was finished but it's my account and I can post as many wips as I want

I'm turning sports mascots into mascot-tans

#tofu+beastart

dreamwidth down just as i was going to ratatouille post 😔 dont rlly see anything abt it on their status page either

https://bsky.app/profile/dreamwidth.org

the mzelo staff person posting in /r/ teenagers saying that mzelo is a "social hangout site to meet strangers"

good lord

> pitchfork has a professionally printed magazine they're calling a "zine"

https://mastodon.social/@fistfulofdave/116183444213892637

REALLY interested in this definition drift of "zine" in fandom and corporate lingo. OFC we see it in fandom, with people crowdfunding 10k on kickstarter for […]

what the hell is wrong with mzelo, i need to know who made this "group video streaming" site, and why it's populated by a bunch of 12 year olds spamming GIFS and writing callout posts for each other in the live feed.

https://mzelo.com/app/feed

where is this being pulled from???? why would this […]

Stolen instagram meme of "when you"re sick and wish spongebob would come take care of you...." And its spongebob bottle feeding squid ward in bed

Spongebob is so sweet for taking care of Squidward while Squidward has debilitating period pains and bleeds out his entire body weight in blood 🌈

@naobeausca.bsky.social ohhh I can see Hank as the anime fan who is dismissive of Dale's shonen slop and boy gacha games... All while Hank is hopelessly addled to Love Live and K-on!

today's my last day at my current job.

I thought I had another role lined up but whoops! it fell through.

looking for a new role in Melbourne, probably process modelling or senior business analysis. not expecting to find anything by posting about it on the fediverse, but you never know ☺️

@naobeausca.bsky.social it just makes sense, the pale skin and big eyes. Magical powers and spiritual vessels and isekai time travel. Bishies were the real ancient alien!!

@naobeausca.bsky.social ME NEITHER til i asked the commissioner explained it to me!! Dale goes REALLY good with fantasy anime boyz!

dale gribble tagged as Uke ? bald 6 ? older 6

gamifying my art uploads to my archive by receiving serotonin from the insane tags I can add to my art... he'll yeah

https://archive.scumsuck.com/post/view/438

Ink drawing of Sunday, an anime boy from Honkai Star Rail, holding Dale Gribble from King of The Hill in his arms. One of Sunday's wings wraps around Dale's neck, and his robes wrap around Dale's body to shelter him. He looks down at dale with a wry smile. Dale clings close onto Sunday's robe and has a small smile like a wet chihuahua.

Citrus Con request for a HSR x KOTH crossover ship! 🛸

"Dale, approached by Sunday that fateful night, believes himself to have been chosen by an angelic alien. None of the guys nor Nancy believe him though."

#art #kingOfTheHill

Post by "squirrel_boxes" on instagram showint a squirrel sleeping with his bellt up and fat nuts in front of the camera

Here's the post of the squirrels sleeping with their nutsacks up if you need it (mb meant to send to someome else)

https://www.instagram.com/p/DVOMg5yjpUg/

[noncon tagging conventions | suggestions welcome!]

@whimwitch days like this is when I really appreciate that one noncon exchange's tagging pattern of "x noncons y"... That in addition to "vagina on penis" should get the message across!

blog is now using 11ty...! just in time for the feb update : ) : ) : )

Writing in Sharpie on a climbing frame saying "put a line if you gay" followed by a tiny heart. There are three lines underneath it

why does this silly teenage playground graffiti feel like one of the most tangible signs of progress I've ever seen

This goldcrest is facing the viewer as it sits on a branch. Its distinctive black-and-yellow crest is clearly visible.

Goldcrest (Regulus regulus, 🇩🇪 Wintergoldhähnchen, 🇵🇱mysikrólik). The smallest bird in Europe.

#birds #birdphotography #birdsofmastodon #birdwatching #nature #naturephotography #vogelflausch #ptaki