ah so it's just as "sustainable" as "sustainable aviation fuel"
07.03.2026 21:53
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ah so it's just as "sustainable" as "sustainable aviation fuel"
nah that shit's how we'll get skynet
conciousness is a very vague thing, and it's a "news" tweet from a "glorified sports betting but for real life" so i'm taking it with a BUCKET of salt
Point/Counterpoint This War Will Shut Off 20% of the Global Petroleum Supply for A Month and Send the Economy into a Stagflationary Tailspin vs. No It Wonβt Published: March 26, 2003
je beleid wanneer je de hele campagne lang hebt geroepen dat GL-PvdA zich niet genoeg aan defensie committeert
www.rtl.nl/nieuws/polit...
still a neoliberal though
and people trust this guy on AI/ML LMFAOOOOOO
![[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.]
From off-screen a newsreaderβs commentary comes:
NEWSREADER:
Extraordinary images here
of an expat in Dubai
[The influencerβs eybrows raise slightly]
β¦Having their first ever geopolitical thought.
[CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencerβs face. The intervieweeβs name is David Jones].
CLIVE MYRIE:
To explain the significance of this moment weβre joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent
DAVID JONES:
Clive, this is momentous
It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: βDubai Is Brilliantβ.
[Pointing at the screen, the influencerβs expression still the same]
You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self.
It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expatβs previous thoughts.
CLIVE MYRIE:
Which are�
DAVID JONES:
You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes,
I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa.
CLIVE MYRIE:
And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days?
DAVID JONES:
I think we can expect to see:
βI Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax Toβ
CLIVE MYRIE:
Mmm.
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[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreaderβs commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencerβs eybrows raise slightly] β¦Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencerβs face. The intervieweeβs name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment weβre joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: βDubai Is Brilliantβ. [Pointing at the screen, the influencerβs expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expatβs previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which areβ¦? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: βI Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax Toβ CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]
ah fijn tuurlijk
absoluut kloteland
wat zei ik? WAT ZEI IK? nos.nl/l/2602283
NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
"Is Kapsalon A Casserole" - the greatest thread in the history of the Netherlands, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
what makes it even funnier is that mullvad literally has (had) ads on public transport in London lmao
that guy would get mad at the fucking python random function because "muh AI"
You know who you are
Rutte 5
Herinnering: dit was de gehele VVD-partijcampagne vorig jaar.
d66 more like de 66 missende ruggengraten
ik zei het al lieve jongens en meisjes: kneiterrechts
Het klimaatdoel voor 2030 'wordt lastig' maar 'we houden de ambitie vast'.
*opent ondertussen een nieuw vliegveld.
oh en de FUCKING DIENSTPLICHT komt misschien terug echt wat een schijtkabinet zeg
snijden in de sociale zekerheid en zorg, bijna niks over 't OV, HRA niet afgeschaft (zelfs niet op de lange termijn)
de VVD had toch verloren?????
wat een schijtakkoord is dit nou weer zeg
dude has a chronic case of elon-worship-brain
neolibsky
Mark Rutte in zijn submissive cat girl era
>looking for a new ai company logo
>ask the graphic designer if the logo is a butthole or an animal
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is butthole and what is animal
>she laughs and says βitβs a good logo sirβ
>contract for logo
>its a butthole
even in that case you still have all the Chinese labs dropping open-weight stuff which can get pretty damn close, you're not gonna put the genie back in the bottle
probably just for "yeah fuck it let's see if it can do this" type stuff
hahahaha sjezus ze kunnen niet eens gewoon de headline control-c-control-v'en