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Evan Bernard

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a guy in mobile, AL

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10.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 13728 πŸ” 3393 πŸ’¬ 250 πŸ“Œ 200
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ABOUT US 309 N. 6th Avenue became a punkhouse in the late 1990’s. Arguably the oldest continuously inhabited Punk House in the south, 309 and its residents played a role in the American Punk subculture for...

happy 10th birthday to 309 punk project, one of the coolest things going on on the gulf coast, the south, etc www.309punkproject.org/about-us.html

09.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lmao

09.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

looks beautiful. we got dinner based on another internet stranger’s post just the other day. it’s poasts all the way down

08.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

he innt even in the room, it’s just part of us now

08.03.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

makes me think about my nephew, who at the age of 4 and in the middle of a struggle with contractions, gave us the vocabulary of β€œi did NOT,” β€œi do NOT,” etc - a parlance we still use to this day

08.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i just did it yesterday! is it the feet that know? the brain? who can say

08.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hooting, hollering

08.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

W

07.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

on this trip to nyc we went for these two dishes (and more) purely because of this post and we were not disappointed

07.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

snart helg

06.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

beef bourguignon - there’s still time

06.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i’m gonna get the raines law lunch at mcsorley’s. i love the raines law lunch

06.03.2026 06:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

man LGA is pretty these days

04.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

when it hits it hits

04.03.2026 05:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nah you earned it

03.03.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

idk down here on the gulf coast, i’ve seen a good bit of β€œuhh what’s wrong with liberating the women of Iran? i’ve seen videos of them in the streets praising the US” already

03.03.2026 06:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

right; the hegemonic β€œwe” of america couldn’t be bothered to react to other deaths at the hands of ICE before Pretti/Good - the same β€œwe” is probably not going to start splitting hairs, here (if it even pays attention)

03.03.2026 06:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

W

02.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think what helps the game is that there isn’t, to my knowledge, anything actually β€œbad” that happens to you for not running optimally all the time or whatever. like you can even ask grandpa any time to see how the farm’s going, not just at the 2 year mark. but timers can be stressful for me too

28.02.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there are Vietnamese populations all over the gulf coast, really - bayou le batre, mobile, houston/galveston. apropos of nothing the mexican/vietnamese fusion you can get in houston is pretty completely buck wild

28.02.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

guy asking to book a brass band i play in and he’s offering to pay in silver bullion

28.02.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wire mommy seems colder than usual. Wonder what I did to disappoint her.

26.02.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 333 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

it brings me no pleasure to report that the re-gifted hello kitty toaster does a shit job of toasting up toasts

26.02.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i wish i was i that strong

24.02.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
happy on the train/sad on the train meme

sad person says β€œi have to piss forever”

happy person says β€œ i get to piss forever”

happy on the train/sad on the train meme sad person says β€œi have to piss forever” happy person says β€œ i get to piss forever”

24.02.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

distort and distract, etc

24.02.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AL governor 😞

24.02.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh YEAH!!!! AOOOOOGAH!!!

24.02.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

had some bbq just off the tensaw river that was so damn good that i think it bumped my subconscious sentiment rating of Baldwin County up a full grade

24.02.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0