Evan Bernard

aight there’s the storm

“honey.. what are you doing? why do you have a shovel?”

“gotta dig. need the hole. house is missing hole”

NWS calling their shot from half court

you have a basement?!

yeah it sounded like one had been spotted, but i haven’t actually seen where, if anywhere yet

good morning everybody

don’t worry girls! there’s money for din tai fung’s soup dumplings and taiwanese cabbage on the counter

when the lady and i go out i like to tell the cats that there’s money for ______ on the counter. i think our recent trip to nyc will give me a few more cuisines to toss in

i was gonna say “gotta get you a not-too-fancy office over here in detonti 😎” but for about 3 hours there was something going that sounded like a weird blend of a chainsaw and a helicopter. no idea what it was. don’t wanna know

ok. i’m gonna do it. i’m gonna slay the spire 2

hey now, plenty of us played the hawaii five-o theme as a high school stand tune

now certainly a shitty dude may read joan didion, make sure you see him doing it, and otherwise stay shitty. but idk that that’s the thing i’d latch onto

The Curious Notoriety of “Performative Reading” Is the term a new way of calling people pretentious, or does it reflect a deprioritization of the written word?

e.g. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

reminds me. i feel like all the “performative men are reading books in public” etc discourse has some astroturfing behind it

This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

by golly

for once, my state didn't kill someone in my name that they shouldn't. thank you, rep. figures, for your moral leadership on this and for elevating the chorus of people crying out against this injustice.

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

ABOUT US 309 N. 6th Avenue became a punkhouse in the late 1990’s. Arguably the oldest continuously inhabited Punk House in the south, 309 and its residents played a role in the American Punk subculture for...

happy 10th birthday to 309 punk project, one of the coolest things going on on the gulf coast, the south, etc www.309punkproject.org/about-us.html

lmao

looks beautiful. we got dinner based on another internet stranger’s post just the other day. it’s poasts all the way down

he innt even in the room, it’s just part of us now

makes me think about my nephew, who at the age of 4 and in the middle of a struggle with contractions, gave us the vocabulary of “i did NOT,” “i do NOT,” etc - a parlance we still use to this day

i just did it yesterday! is it the feet that know? the brain? who can say

hooting, hollering

W

on this trip to nyc we went for these two dishes (and more) purely because of this post and we were not disappointed

snart helg

beef bourguignon - there’s still time

i’m gonna get the raines law lunch at mcsorley’s. i love the raines law lunch