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picture of text saying totally ridiculous garbage that would probably take me an hour to transcribe

this might be facebook's greatest worthless unrequested ainterpretation yet

cartoon drawing of an annoying anthropomorphic plantoid wearing school uniform type garb despite plainly being adult sized without trousers holds forth a badge and wants to describe its meaning

the plant badge of nerdage
#respelia #gibbet

speaker Johnson says 'we are not at war' and claims the 'mission is nearly accomplished'

George W. Bush on an aircraft carrier in front of a banner proclaiming "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" on May 1 2003 when no mission had been accomplished and really still is not accomplished nearly 23 years later, except the banner has been shoddily altered to say "MISSION NEARLY ACCOMPLISHED"

brief comic strip in which a snake-like creature is annoyed at snacks pretending to be food and then those snakes being shoddified into smaller portioned, more heavily packaged "stick" and "stix" forms, and then the phrase "FOOD MARKET" on the store facade is shortened to just "MARKET" when the word "FOOD" falls off of it.

food for naught
#patheticsnake

Trump fires homeland security secretary Kristi Noem as Democrats welcome her exit – US politics live President picks 'Maga warrior' Markwayne Mullin as nominee to replace Noem as Democrats hail decision after months of controversy

Miller Trump Hegeseth Vance are all still in place above accountability and the replacement will do the exact same job just as badly. What are democrats welcoming and hailing here? Just that buck-passing is one of the few grand US institutions that hasn't been torched and dragged through the street?

it attempts to imitate the people who talk to it the most, i presume, who are mostly the creeps who have been putting irritating chummy low-information error messages into corporate websites and software for the past decade.

I have seen the intense devotion some people still have to finding new ways to speed-run regular dumb old nes mario, and I can absolutely imagine them making a new category just for playing two games with the same input.

from https://apnews.com/live/iran-war-israel-trump-lebanon-march-04-2026 Hegseth also said more forces will be arriving in the Middle East, adding that the U.S. “will take all the time we need to make sure that we succeed.”

"Succeed" at WHAT? They have not indicated what the official public-facing goal is here. If it isn't "regime change," and it isn't to steal oil, and it isn't just killing all non-whites because [white] God supposedly said so, what are WE gullible masses supposed to THINK the goal is?

corny anthropomorphic hyena cat wolf creature with a nose ring and blue scalp hair wearing a blue shirt and sneaker shoes with what appears to be a rose tattoo about the midsection, pointing a finger in the air as if trying to seem smart

2023 #femoralsketch number 5 for a twitter user identified at that time as LibsOfPishPosh showing an entity called Rose who seems to be trying to tell you something of great importance
#respelia

"We're doing very well on the war front," Donald Trump says

you want war? we got war! you don't want war? We still got war for you! We got more war then we know what to do with! In fact we deliberately employ only doofs who have no idea what to do trained to deny it and blame you! Truly the golden age of global harm just to enrich and protect billionaires

White House pushes back against questions on US involvement in Iran school bombing Karoline Leavitt batted down a question from a reporter about the US involvement in a strike on an Iranian girls’ elementary school, which killed 175 people. The press secretary did not accept US responsibility for the attack, and noted that the Pentagon is investigating the strike (as Pete Hegseth noted earlier). “I would just tell you very strongly, the United States of America does not target civilians, unlike the rogue Iranian regime,” Leavitt said. “I would caution you from pointing the finger at the United States of America when it comes to targeting civilians, because that’s not something that these armed forces do.” from https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/mar/04/iran-war-live-updates-us-israel-latest-news-strait-of-hormuz-middle-east-crisis?page=with:block-69a885dd8f08b61232069d4d#block-69a885dd8f08b61232069d4d

yeah, our armed forces don't kill civilians! Only our police and immigration agents do that! And I suppose the official story then is that Iran bombed itself.

i would probably be embarrassed too if i knew i was getting paid to draw me

comic strip page in which an annoying plantoid anthropomorph known as bealix is reprimanded for being irresponsible on the previous page and then tries to get the attention of a lizard creature called narthex who is using a typewriter

a third page
#badbixcomic #bealix #respelia

"Mighty Dragon Force"

Digital speedpainting commission for @metadragonartist.bsky.social, featuring Vilan as he shows off his strength in his empowered state. :>

#art #digitalart #commission #anthro

anthropomorphic skunk person wearing large glasses and a blue shirt, sitting on a bed, smiling somewhat uncomfortably at the viewer, seemingly using a leapfrog child's toy pretend computer from the late 1990s or early 2000s

a familiar EWS skunk person who looks slightly embarrassed

something like a commission drawing for someone whom i am uncertain if wants to be identified but i changed it slightly anyway.
#robision

instead of trying to prevent israel from attacking, the US tries to prevent iran from retaliating to attacks. because only israel has the right to defend itself.

from https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/mar/02/us-israel-war-iran-live-updates-attacks-strikes-tehran-lebanon-beirut-hezbollah-dubai-latest-news?page=with%3Ablock-69a5fa488f0863f6a3f000cf#block-69a5fa488f0863f6a3f000cf US attacked Iran 'pre-emptively' after learning Israel was going to launch strikes - Rubio The US attacked Iran “pre-emptively” on Saturday to protect US forces from retaliation after learning that Israel was going to strike, Marco Rubio told reporters on Monday. The US secretary of state said: “There absolutely was an imminent threat. And the imminent threat was, that we knew that if Iran was attacked, and we believed that they would be attacked, that they would immediately come after us. And we were not going to sit there and absorb a blow before we responded.” He added: “We knew that if we didn’t preemptively go after them before they launched those attacks, we would suffer higher casualties.” Six US service members have been killed since Saturday.

in other words the "imminent threat" was actually Israel's aggression, not Iran's

Zimbabwe's land reform: a complex history, yes but no genocide - FactCheckZW CLAIM: Most white farmers were murdered in the evictions. A genocide took place in Zimbabwe men women and children were cut down like blades of grass, their crime was BEING WHITE SOURCE: Social media ...

this page even is able to name them all individually factcheckzw.org/zimbabwes-la... 30 is one fifth the current death count from just the one bomb that hit a school in Tehran a few days ago. Maybe tehran looks too much like "trans" for genocide connoisseurs

we can't even call a genocide a genocide when it involves dropping bombs on refugee camps and shooting doctors in the head. Yet I have one or more relations who insist there is a "white genocide" because of interracial couples in the US and 30 murders committed between 2000 and 2016 in Zimbabwe.

i have been told that on previous animation! because of the frame rate perhaps

animation commission of a creature known as Freyora Serin for a person called riviera

#robision #motional

does he think americans killed due to his decisions outside the US counterbalance all the ones killed by his decisions within or is it giving too much credit to assume he cares that hard when he probably just gets off on the idea of having the power to make people die?

I hear it's some "FebROOary" thing?
I'm a little rusty at mixing colors with my old set, but here's my golden-mantled tree kangaroo

hi how's it goin'

donald trump says iran's supreme leader ayatolloh ali khamenei is dead

conflicting reports: bin laden may be dead or ill a leaked intelligence report raises the possibility that osama bin laden died of typhoid

trump sez that khamenei was killed in an airstrike. and there were reports in may 2006 that osama bin laden MAYBE died of typhoid nearly five years before his actual death. And kim jong-un has died numerous times the past few years despite not dying.

i am sure you have thanked me plenty! and it means one more picture that i like and can repost

and none of this is news but i hate reading news that acts like any of this is unprecedented and surprising. you can't tell on any one topic if he is lying or just an idiot. for half a century

cartoon drawing of an anthropomorphic serval creature wearing aviator type garb without trousers, uncertain if jumping or flying due to the viewpoint, with orange sky and clouds visible beyond

2023 #femoralsketch 32 for @aceplushie.bsky.social in which a creature called kyoko kyogoes for it, though what it is I am uncertain of

or i should say "hetereonormative-perceived" because the most hateful are often closeted-non-straights themselves but if i was being paid to write this i would have more space for nuance and would probably think about a statement longer before transmitting it.

from https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/28/trump-unprovoked-attack-on-iran-has-no-mandate-and-no-clear-objective It is not entirely clear what transformed Trump from a peace president to a war president, but there are clues. At home, he faces setbacks, ever lower popularity in the runup to the midterm elections, and a recent rebuke from a normally friendly supreme court on his power to use tariffs as his favourite foreign policy tools.

because he was NEVER a "peace president." For hIs entire extensively documented adult life he has been fighting a war against anyone not white, male and straight enough to remind him of himself. As is the case with most of his party. The only difference is how free he feels to express that.