Shy

Russia doing some Art of War shit.

I love the little spaceship sounds cats make.

Not Star Wars people, I take it.

Like clockwork.

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lol My son also does the squirrel stashing! Drives me nuts!

What constitutes bad ramen?

I had a meth addict balk at getting a shot. I was like, really dude? THIS. This is where you draw the line. lol

Man, they have all the pretty things over there. These in the north, pretty salt a little to the south. ❤️

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Starting to think I should run as a conservative in Idaho just to Fetterman them into providing SNAP. Because apparently one can just DO that and get away with it.

a close up of a man 's face with the words `` im sorry , you did what now ? '' Alt: white guy blinking meme

He did what now?

Huh. I didn't realize he was Cherokee.

Imagine what they could have gotten away with if they weren't so fucking dumb.

Sometimes our library will hold screenings of movies for situations like that.

Maybe you can post something at your local library about renting out a theater to organize a group who need the same thing.

I was an adult when I saw someone salt pasta water for the first time. I am so happy that somebody showed me the error of my ways.

Like, even (or especially) if you don't like what your constituents say, it's your whole job to listen to them. wtf

homer simpson is holding a note that says put food in me Alt: homer simpson sticks a post-it note that says "put food in me" to his tummy

This is probably some kind of euphemism, but food is honestly an easy way to seduce people.

That seems like the appropriate amount of garlic.

Somewhere out there is a vampire slayer with fistfuls of corn and despair.

You a little brown bat or something?

Honestly, the zombie demigod is also kinda weird.

His feed the hungry, clothe the naked, house the homeless, and free the oppressed stuff I can get behind though.

a man with gray hair and a beard is talking to another man in a room . Alt: a man with gray hair is dramtically clutching his chest and saying "My...my heart" while another man looks at him

Put that in your next horror book.

What is the little purple demogorgon one?

For whatever reason, an apple really cuts down on phlegm if it's a productive cough. I don't remember why, I just remember our voiceover instructor told us about it.

I always just used a hot toddy though.

For a dry cough, pan of hot water and eucalyptus oil on the stove or a steamy shower.

The colors are so pretty!

I love both of those. Hoopla has soooo many things.

Never skip leg day and them gams will be indestructible.