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07.03.2026 07:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, no. That's what the spare elk butts are for.

07.03.2026 07:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, the forbidden pickles.

07.03.2026 07:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It usually sucks for a while before change happens though. Like, centuries at a time.

07.03.2026 07:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, is this that fancy Korean ink? It's pretty!

07.03.2026 06:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every night around midnight I can hear somebody stomping around, and I'm always paranoid it's someone on my side of the duplex, but it's just my neighbor apparently sporting some lead boots.

07.03.2026 06:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That will still do adequate grievous bodily harm to a foe. They are heavy.

07.03.2026 06:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You don't even have to bang Noem to fly in it now.

07.03.2026 06:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, something about the abortion pill.

07.03.2026 03:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What about if I narrate my cooking in the Julia Child voice?

07.03.2026 03:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uh, what about Israel who keeps bombing the shit out of everyone else and ignoring ceasefires?

07.03.2026 02:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Real mixed bag in the comments.

07.03.2026 02:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That specific turn of phrase is like 4chan incel speak for lame. OP is saying that the administration is basically a bunch of 4chan incels run amok.

07.03.2026 02:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ding-dong! The Dutch Fish Doorbell needs you to help migrating fish A Dutch lock is closed for the spring, and its employees want you to tell them when migrating fish come knocking by ringing a digital doorbell

A Dutch lock is closed for the spring, and its employees want you to tell them when migrating fish come knocking by ringing a digital doorbell

06.03.2026 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 323 ๐Ÿ” 82 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Russia doing some Art of War shit.

06.03.2026 23:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love the little spaceship sounds cats make.

06.03.2026 19:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not Star Wars people, I take it.

06.03.2026 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Like clockwork.

06.03.2026 17:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 18331 ๐Ÿ” 7300 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 777 ๐Ÿ“Œ 406
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Screenshot of Ben Kuchera's blocked profile

06.03.2026 17:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol My son also does the squirrel stashing! Drives me nuts!

06.03.2026 07:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man laying in bed with the words " i am the master of my own bladder " above him Alt: Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory laying in bed with the words "I am the master of my own bladder" below jim
06.03.2026 03:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What constitutes bad ramen?

06.03.2026 03:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had a meth addict balk at getting a shot. I was like, really dude? THIS. This is where you draw the line. lol

06.03.2026 03:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man, they have all the pretty things over there. These in the north, pretty salt a little to the south. โค๏ธ

06.03.2026 02:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starting to think I should run as a conservative in Idaho just to Fetterman them into providing SNAP. Because apparently one can just DO that and get away with it.

05.03.2026 23:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with the words `` im sorry , you did what now ? '' Alt: white guy blinking meme

He did what now?

05.03.2026 23:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huh. I didn't realize he was Cherokee.

05.03.2026 22:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine what they could have gotten away with if they weren't so fucking dumb.

05.03.2026 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes our library will hold screenings of movies for situations like that.

Maybe you can post something at your local library about renting out a theater to organize a group who need the same thing.

05.03.2026 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0