Grumpy Warbucks (@five-zero-three)

Thanks! 🙏🏽

27.02.2026 04:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thanks! 🙏🏽

27.02.2026 03:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Appreciate it 🙏🏽

I’ll try to take some good photos while I’m gone

27.02.2026 03:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks! 🙏🏽 😊

27.02.2026 03:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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27.02.2026 03:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Appreciate it

27.02.2026 03:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In the off chance anyone happens to notice and wonders where I went...

I’m traveling out of the country for the next few months and will be off of social media.

See y’all late Spring/early Summer.

Be safe. ✌🏽

27.02.2026 02:59 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 1

🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

26.02.2026 18:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If looks could kill 🥴

26.02.2026 06:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Alex caught in his bullshit. Finally.

26.02.2026 05:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

5 minutes into this episode and I really want Conner to rock Chris’ shit.

He’s talking so fucking reckless it’s insane

26.02.2026 05:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dinner did not disappoint

📍 Farmhouse Kitchen Thai

26.02.2026 04:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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22.02.2026 06:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Or…A snack in bed.

22.02.2026 05:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Haha. Thank you. 🤣

22.02.2026 01:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Golden Hour 🌅

📍 Soho House Portland

22.02.2026 00:43 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Good Morning 🌧️

📍 Central Eastside, Portland

21.02.2026 19:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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20.02.2026 05:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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20.02.2026 05:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A W-2, 401K, a vision for the future and some common damn sense.

For starters.

20.02.2026 05:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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20.02.2026 05:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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20.02.2026 05:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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My niece just called me.

She’s engaged. To her boyfriend she met in October.

He’s a DJ. And makes her laugh.

So they’re getting married.

20.02.2026 05:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

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I mean I am. But that’s not the point!

18.02.2026 20:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh! So just cause you might have put me in a blender last night you think you can just summon me to bring you lunch and “drop some dick off too” and I’m just gonna do it?!?!

18.02.2026 20:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can’t even front. She took me THRU IT! 😂

18.02.2026 16:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😂

I’m easy I guess 🤷🏽‍♂️

18.02.2026 15:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning.

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Good morning…

I’m alive 😂

18.02.2026 15:22 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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This is how she just left me…lol

18.02.2026 15:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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