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planned waikonomy

06.03.2026 21:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

state media bears the burden of reporting that Spider Man has Fallen Off His Skateboard

06.03.2026 16:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the virgin tawny scrawny v the chad saggy baggy

06.03.2026 16:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excellent reporting here.

Family, friends and new legal tactic got a Syracuse painter out of ICE custody in just 21 days, from Michelle Breidenbach and Isabel Melendez-Rivera: www.syracuse.com/news/2026/03...

06.03.2026 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

easily one of my top apartment items 2011-2016

06.03.2026 12:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

for melancholy balds (& sad balds)

05.03.2026 23:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I Should Have Gone To The Loved Ones / Little Big League Show Circa 2015

05.03.2026 23:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're right-- and you have a keen eye for etymology. "Steward" is a modern elision of Middle English "Stewe Wardd," lit. ward (guard ๐Ÿ˜‰) of stew ๐Ÿฒ!

05.03.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BAY BEH
oh i compare u to a
kiss from a bird
on the beak

05.03.2026 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every single task i have tried with AI has resulted in me doing it myself and faster out of spite for how dumb it is

05.03.2026 16:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not now im transacting

05.03.2026 16:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they're making up for my slow blood

05.03.2026 16:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

behold. the lightning of "lol, no way"

05.03.2026 15:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

saw reddit comment spell it "cours lite" if miller coors wants a good woke 2 angle. balle d'argent

05.03.2026 10:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

rereading lakota america to be reminded there are other ways to do things. right words and behaviors

05.03.2026 01:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and as i lay me down to sleep i pray the lord his soul to yeet

05.03.2026 00:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

b 99.5

05.03.2026 00:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

m has taken to stating that various book characters "knows what's going to happen." ominous

04.03.2026 22:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it seems to me (44M) that US breakfast "runs on Dunkin?" in Mannheim we are instructed in primary school that 40g oatmeal is best?

04.03.2026 22:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i don't want to engage in AI, i don't want there to be war for guys who think the vvitch is real, i want my toddler to sleep, i'd like to be able to buy myself something without guilt, etc

04.03.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fun exercise where it's the archetypal Chotiner Post grilling me after i say it sort of seems like his questions are all pretty obvious

04.03.2026 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

local depressive having one

04.03.2026 14:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every day i feel another distance between myself and all AI shit. like when i read this it's like oh! you outsourced your own introspection

04.03.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

coworkers talking about how they have copilot read all their communications to give them an evaluation of strengths and weaknesses

04.03.2026 14:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bloodborne languishes

04.03.2026 13:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the parry startup is *so* much faster than it is in stellar blade lol. muscle memory is funny!

03.03.2026 20:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

got sekiro working on my computer to reveal i left off on a charmless run. "Whoops"

03.03.2026 00:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*listening to my favorite band* damn this is pretty good

05.02.2024 17:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 43 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

shibboleth for recent post bedtime media is wife and i saying "baby jane doe in the black bag" in switching accents

02.03.2026 16:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

heated rivalry type show for the drummers from 38 special

02.03.2026 15:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0