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Motorsport masochist, wannabe space nerd, block game enjoyer, owner of many teddies, jack of all trades, master of precisely none. #YNWA

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12.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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After Charles Leclerc (and Max Verstappen) described F1's new racing as being like power-ups in "Mario Kart", Ferrari put a still from Mario Kart 64 on Leclerc's wheel.

Mario Kart 64 came out in 1996, making it a year older than Leclerc...

Video: Ferrari

#F1 #ChineseGP #RaceFans

12.03.2026 10:45 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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"Doctor, I have trouble sleeping."
"Go and see the great singer Morrissey, you'll be asleep in no time."
"But Doctor..."

12.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 563 πŸ” 127 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 44

** Reposting this story I wrote last year.
#GnuTerryPratchett
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12.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 173 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

Monday after Australia and the group chat is full of elderly ladies feeling like they have a disease of some kind πŸ˜΄πŸ‘΅

09.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 13374 πŸ” 5051 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 249

Were there bets on the number of unretirements this race? #F1

08.03.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aston doing the goddamn Hokey Cokey out there today

08.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Uh oh. Blankets...

08.03.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok the sleep deprivation is starting to kick in... 😬

08.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good to hear they've changed the post race weighing to ignore tyre wear. Shame they didn't do it earlier, but, well πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

08.03.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alonso *got back into the car*??? What in the hostage situation do they have going on at Aston?? πŸ˜…

08.03.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a red shirt is making a funny face while holding a piece of paper in front of a blackboard . ALT: a man in a red shirt is making a funny face while holding a piece of paper in front of a blackboard .

I bothered to get up and put the race on the actual TV but all the action is in the tiny picture in picture anyway

08.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ba-dum tshhhh

08.03.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But why is one yellow and one greenΒΏ?

08.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought it was Stroll doing 15 laps not Alonso. #F1

08.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BRING OUT THE CLOWN MEME πŸ˜…

08.03.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Isack 😭😭😭 He was doing so well πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”

08.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely surprised everyone got off the start.

HATE that noise tho 😬

08.03.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm up, I'm up...

08.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The home race curse holy shit

08.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Formula 1's class of 2026 πŸ«‘πŸ“Έ

08.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I AGREE

07.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭

07.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's already been so much yelling this race

07.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

EVEN MORE SCENES

07.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How does Gaymor have a job. I've never heard anyone capable of sucking the life out of motorsports commentary like he does.

07.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Running tower? Anyone? At all????????

07.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone is gonna wake up bleary eyed and the first thing they’ll read on their phone will be β€œNorris runs over fan on track”

07.03.2026 06:08 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The most technologically advanced sport in the world and they're fixing the car with sticky tape... 🫠

07.03.2026 06:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0