Joseph Lezza

Am I happy Kristi Noem was fired? Yes, definitely. Do I still wish her ill and to never have a day of peace for the rest of her filler faced life? Also, yes.

Staying at a hotel with fully made up television channels.

ROAR? Comet? CHARGE!?

These are laundry detergents.

Cute station attendant just told me I kind of look like Antony Starr. And, while there’s over a decade between us, I’m choosing to take it as a compliment.

Just enough for someone to sling their whole hunky arm around it.

OK, but wait til you see my bod after a “2000’s Pre-Game Dirty Dance Party” workout.

Weirdly enough that’s almost exactly how she directs them.

The way I thought that said “spitting.”

Nancy Meyers movies are meant to function largely as the film version of a muscle relaxer.

“Probably just…” he says.

This dude is “22” the same way Billy Crystal was at the beginning of When Harry Met Sally.

From the people who brought you International House of Burgers…

“It’s almost time for the 2026 sales conference,” said no one excitedly.

Come rage Wednesday night!

But, I’m mewing.

They need to bring back those Roman commercials with the hot CEO.

Happy Birthday!

Touching butts. Duh.

Be careful out there, the roads are still…

None of these companies are real.
It’s a wasteland of slop.

as gay people we get to choose our family

Selina Meyer standing at a podium

Selina Meyer’s blank teleprompter

The only State of the Union I need to watch tonight

A hundred boys?

the fateful Willy Wonka experience with the sad actress dressed as an oompa loompa at a sad lab table waiting for the children to arrive. Some smoke is in the air.

#OnThisDay Feb 24, 2024

Grosser and grosser.

Tell SherSher I say “haaaayyyy.”

To be fair, every lane on the turnpike is the Nathan Lane.

Ok, but…BUT…frozen blueberries are delicious.

I bet it was grainy.

Nah, that’s what the pedicures were for.

In bigger news: Puth seems to have finally discovered his nail clippers.