Jeff Lembeck

Coming in from a very very long break on social media to say that vacation is here and holy shit oh my god I need this.

I’ve gotten different versions of meds prescribed more than once because of shortages. It’s been going on for about three to six months for me

There is another path for you, and it is the band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard and reading dense non-fiction books about how notable bridges were built

I have eaten dozens of Seattle dogs and never in my life have I seen one served with jalapenos or cabbage. It's cream cheese, caramelized onions, Sriracha. Maybe green onions. Also, they absolutely fuck

I have the pair on the left. They not only go insanely hard, but they are a top tier comfortable shoe and I’ve put hundreds of miles on them

I loved this.

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Holy shit. The choke sign!!

Love to see the President of the United States have another world leader into the Oval Office and show him email forwards. So cool!

Hell yeah.

Unsure if it’s still around in the same way but the FHA I got in 2015 was a lifesaver. 3.5 down was so much more reasonable.

That being said, PMI blows

Good point tho

Yoooo. Holler at my DMs

I got two tickets to the Rilo Kiley show at Red Rocks tomorrow before they announced their NYC shows and I would be happy to find them a good home for super cheap with someone who lives in Colorado. I can't use them on account of not being in Colorado!

i remember white south africans being stupid and evil but maybe that’s just the mandela effect

I hate this for so many reasons, but my pettiest one is knowing that everyone knows that FedEx is the shitty option.

I’d send a letter or package with literally every competitor first.

Went to a show not so long ago.

Yes. Yes it is.

As with FDR's Fireside Chats in days gone by, all of America comes together on Sunday nights to read posts where the President of the United States is like "due to 'you know what' and Incidents pertaining to your favorite President (Me!), Hugh Jackman is as of this moment Null and Void in AMERICA."

Shooting this out there again.

So just to recap, the Transportation Secretary is scared shitless of public transport. The Education Secretary is being sued for enabling child sex abuse. The Health Secretary is bringing back measles. And the Defense Secretary is texting classified war plans to the editor in chief of the Atlantic

Time has been very bad to that guy… and excellent to us really.

Are there any period trackers for teen/preteens that are privacy safe?

Our work definitely had some lasting effects

It made many things so much easier. Some of those things are bad.

I can’t think of anybody I’d trust more to do this.

Unbreaking — How the administration is breaking the government, and what that means for all of us. Unbreaking — How the administration is breaking the government, and what that means for all of us.

we're doing the thing unbreaking.org

I had a friend growing up whose dad made grilled pb&j. It absolutely wrecked me. On first bite you realize that it’s the correct way

Dude you’re transphobic? Like from Harry Potter? Grow up.

Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:

Seeing this chart just as Isee a quote from Musk saying fully autonomous self-driving will be ready this year.