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Mara Null Cating-Subramanian

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Explorer of stars, exploder of code exploits, reasoner of crypto nonsense, debugger of persistent bullshit. she/her they/them πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

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I have moved and I still have stew from my old place... For the death of society and all civilization....

10.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm looking at you netflix trying to explain the plot to me every 30 seconds like I am pirating your content on tiktok. Why am I even paying you if you design stuff for a medium I don't even use. Yes I sound bougie but medium and form does affect the art and I don't like my choices right now.

10.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I just had a conversation with someone who I thought knew every deep dark secret of mine and it felt like we had nothing to really share... it was fucking bizarre. I don't know what to do about it. It felt like talking to a stranger. But she knows so much about me... what happened to her?

10.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi Alice! Nice to see you again.

05.03.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But there is no brahmin privileged 'good-kind-of-brown' *trans* lady. You feel double-ly lonely and singled out because within the trans community (which is very very white - see: left-handedness curve), people will try to cling onto shred of privilege they have left. And now I'm a PoC.

03.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha - this has been so hard when joining diversity groups. Literally whether or not I identify as a PoC will come down to what implicit frame the question is asked it. Yes I'm a brown lady. But I'm that brahmin privileged 'good-kind-of-brown' lady who gets a leg up in tech interviews from it.

03.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey @nsaphra.bsky.social do you have your old stand up routine about identifying tail planes of aircraft because that seems pertinent here.

03.03.2026 06:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Between the CBP borrowing an army laser to zap a mylar baloon and then the army zapping a CBP drone in one week, I'm beginning to think they don't have IFF.

03.03.2026 06:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw this and was debating pinging you on tillyverse bit didn't want to increase total bigmad online. And then refreshed to see you are already aware. Still annoyed on your behalf.

03.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As someone else recently pointed out, Kristol just happens to be a principled neocon. The man is laser focused on advocating for regime change for every lawless despot he sees. It's just this time, it's for us! We're greeting him as a liberator when he argues for American democracy on our behalf.

28.02.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@adamconover.net You absolutely did not ruin my evening and I demand to see your manager to relay them my thanks for the wonderful evening. Although, again, you didn't need to call me out so damn hard with the relatable content.

How do I buy your merch? I'm so sorry I had to run to another event.

22.02.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a weekend! Got to see James Acaster live, go to a queerfest, taught a couple brand new to kink how to impact play, ate Moroccan food, got kissed by a 5'2" feisty masc enby while I wore 8" heels, confused 2 food truck guys by ordering fries in said heels and got multiple welts to show off today.

17.02.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's my brand now. I wear it proudly.

15.02.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a cat under a bed with a rotisserie chicken with the caption:

This is Beans. Beans stole a while rotisserie chicken off the counter. Not a piece. The whole chicken. Beans dragged it under the bed and growled at us for forty minutes. Beans is 9 pounds.

A photo of a cat under a bed with a rotisserie chicken with the caption: This is Beans. Beans stole a while rotisserie chicken off the counter. Not a piece. The whole chicken. Beans dragged it under the bed and growled at us for forty minutes. Beans is 9 pounds.

Become ungovernable

14.02.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 5280 πŸ” 1423 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 112

Dammit I find out about this now?

15.02.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

11.02.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 12080 πŸ” 4011 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 192

FFS how many times do i have to vote against him. He lost in the tax assessor election once, then again in a special election over new years (which cost the city a bunch) and then this. Like is this just about his house?

12.02.2026 06:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God that was 6 years ago...

12.02.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
NENA | 99 Luftballons [1983] [Offizielles HD Musikvideo]
NENA | 99 Luftballons [1983] [Offizielles HD Musikvideo] YouTube video by NENA

youtube.com/watch?v=Fpu5...

12.02.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. Subaru and the wedding industry isn't going to get you gay marriage. But once you get it, it sure as hell cements it as normal and let's you move in to a neighborhood, throw house warming parties, bring your spouse to your office party and go on hikes with mom friends.

11.02.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
07.02.2026 10:45 πŸ‘ 16668 πŸ” 4675 πŸ’¬ 130 πŸ“Œ 154

This is so Chuck Tingle, i am ready to but it already.

03.02.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' . ALT: a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .

*Whips lobsters out of skirt at international terminal.

30.01.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat ALT: a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat

Tay....

30.01.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is such a wholesome reconnection. I lost track of so many of these folks after 2014 or so. I wonder if the Novella brothers are still doing SGU.

29.01.2026 06:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yiiiiikes

29.01.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yo quote the great Marcus Aurelius, β€œI can’t with all this shit rn”

26.01.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like Marcus Aurelius once said, β€œShit gettin wild af bro”

26.01.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Last term I tried an experiment: I walked into my Tech and Design Ethics class, admitted that I had *no idea* what to do about ChatGPT - so I would let them figure it out.

As in: their first project was to decide and write the ChatGPT policy for the class.

Here's what happened:

22.01.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 2364 πŸ” 869 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 236

Ooh the census. That's interesting. Thank you!

22.01.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0