Pleasure doing BizNisss with ya Winnie
-Bren
I tried to tell her that, but sheβs pretty cut-throat when it comes to BizNis.
-Cecil
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πΉπΉππ
We will do it for half and guarantee results
-Bren
Excellent catting and top-notch entrepreneuring, MrFish!
Let us know if you need a template for Quoting projects
-Humps
πΉπΉβ€οΈβ€οΈ ππ well done!
-Tribe
β¦β¦worse, it was a regular occurrence of a while πΉπΉ
-Humps
Indeed. I guess he got his butt whipped enough times, he finally learned how to scrap.
-Bren
Won a fight tonight. Whipped this intruder good, and ran βm offt!
-Cecil
β,,,he went full WWE Fight Mode and Won! no bite marks of shame on tail like usual!β
-Grey
β€οΈβ€οΈ many thanks from all of us πΈ
-Tribe
She did no such thing. She left me a mess in the litter box instead
-Dad
Hahaha β€οΈβ€οΈ may thanks, great synopsis of Humps πΈ
-Tribe
β€οΈβ€οΈ thanks from all of us!
-Tribe
They were!
-Dad
ββ¦ehhhhh, β¦.β
-Cats
β€οΈβ€οΈ Bren (and dad) approve this message!
-Cecil
This is my Dad. itβs his Birthday.
(Do I have do this stupid pose, really?! Cmon this is so stupid. Why am I so close to dad? Heβs dumb. We hate dad. I mean- ugh ok whatever GirlChild, snap this photo quick I got crap to do. Done? Awesome, youβre welcome.)
-Humps
Ms. Humphrey Construction LLC can help. Many happy customers. We charge One Meelion dollars.
Also have a snek π (or mousey π or birb π¦ ) relocation business if you need crittersβ¦. βrelocatedβ.
Also One Meelion dollars.
-Humps
Yeah Taco itβs the worst itβs ever been. Dad is so bad at this βsoloβ thing, shouldnt he be better at it by now?!
-Grey
Agreed
-Humps
Ditto
-Bren
DEAR WORLD,
MAYDAY, MAYDAY!
If youβre reading this, PLEASE let Mom know things are rough here while sheβs away. Dadβs way off our schedule, thereβs no snugs, no comfy blankets placed perfectly for us, even her PLANTS are suffering in her absence. We need her to come back immediately
-Cecil
100% Cat, did not care bit how hooman wants me to behave
-Humps
But of course not! Floor food is βbeneath usβ!
-Humps
#standards, right?! Ugh itβs the worst, Taco, when Momma is out of town
-Humps
Dad called me in, yelling something about yogurt. He had the nerve to imply I am supposed to lick it off the floor where some fell. Um, no.
-Humps
Agree
-Grey
that is excellent Catting
-The Tribe
Cecil: 0% good, whereabouts unknown
Brendalyn: 0% good, killed bird
Humps: 15% good
Grey: 50% good
We shall try harder tomorrow! With Mom gone on a trip, itβs time to βpull out all the stopsβ and take full advantage of dadβs bad memory
-Cecil
Tried to pull a fast one on Dad and get 2nd Breakfast this morning, but he saw through our ruse. We almost had him. Tomorrow we will try harder to annoy him until he caves in
-Grey