LordWongy

I had to make a fake intro to save a template. Here’s the cursed result.

i’m gonna shit my pants

a month ago a close friend told me they were suicidal. when i tried to talk with them they crashed out and said some horrible things about me.

ik they didn’t mean it, but it was still difficult. i haven’t heard from them since. i assume they went through with it.

i needed to get that off my chest.

oh shid waddup

HIII!! My first affiliate stream will be on monday at 3 pm (GMT +2). We will be starting a new island on animal crossing!!! I’m still setting some things up can’t wait to show what I’ve been working on heheh.

A picture of Spotify’s “Car Thing”

Outspoken Spotify users are so insufferable.

You’re not superior because you don’t have Apple Music. Both are evil. Just because you chose Diet Evil doesn’t make you an intellectual.

Pledging allegiance to the company who made The Car Thing and subsequently turned it into landfill is insane.

TODAY I REMEMBERED:

• I need to buy some bread.
• I have a Bluesky.
• I left the stove on.

wait shit

:)

another company needlessly changing their logo smh 🙄

Today before we left our flat I said out loud to a room full of people “Hold up I need to brush my teeth”.

I then walked into the bathroom, did a piss, washed my hands and then left.

Once on the bus I realised.
I think my brain is broken.

12 Days of Craftmas is pretty wild this year.

Come join the chaos. Server IP available via our Discord:
discord.gg/B5dpMf9Q3R

I’M BLOODY FREEZIN MY TITS OFF

IT'S A BIT NIPPY INNIT

i am defrosting

oh lordy

see you there

brb

Boomers were young adults when Terminator came out. They saw that robots will end humanity and were old enough to comprehend that.

Now 72 year old Grandma Gertrude is sending you AI videos of Jesus in the Olympics.

Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
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🚨 NEW WONGY VIDEO 🚨

I turned the “Gay Quiz” into a Gameshow is out now…

Here’s a quick taster of what’s in the video!

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David Corenswet’s face reminds me so much of Hayden Christensen too.

When I heard him passionately talking about Star Wars it made me realise he’d make a great decedent or variant of Anakin.

I HOPE WE SEE HIM WITH A SABER ONE DAY.

When setting up my business with Companies House it asked me what I was- I felt like putting CEO was far too up myself. I ended up using Director instead.

But honestly I feel like there’s no good title when you start a small business. Why am I giving myself a title? I’m me. I know what I do.