WTBA

Guy who thinks the Mandela Effect is a conspiracy that Nelson Mandela is time travelling to alter history in small but noticeable ways.

Like do I think Nelson Mandela is literally altering history to fuck with us? No.

Are there events that seem to have pervasive misperceptions in regards to their facts, despite a healthy number of people being certain of the wrong facts? Of course.

Many such cases

And much like how being Old was considered by the political press to be a Biden Problem, supply chain crises are also a Biden Problem.

Therefore they can’t be Trump Problems, you see.

There is an irony that the people who hate Pete because he worked for McKinsey seem fine with a literal MERCENARY because he cosplays as a blue collar doofus

People are like “He just did it because it pays well.” Yeah, and that’s literally the same reason all the centrist politicians you dislike did all the jobs you find disqualifying, too. Up to you whether you find “lobbying for an HMO” or “being a mercenary” a more alarming form of selling out

I genuinely don't remember a God damn thing about them, but I remember liking them.

March is only about one orb

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March is only about one orb

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People lost money on the Texas primary

He...

Pumpkin would never. He might lay on the bed a little, but he's not a big cuddler, and freaks out if you pick him up completely

@that-ethan.bsky.social @sheev.calamitousintent.com @shepherdaaron.bsky.social

3 less than 42, which is a thing

Biden was allegedly suffering from dementia and the media called for him to quit. Fetterman has a massive stroke and goes Phineas Gage, and no one bats an eye.

The elves on a smoke break from making fudge cookies

Just get a bunch of box fans...for the noise

Do we say skeet for sky + tweets?

He's a loon who has run in a bunch of elections. Like a poor man's Vermin Supreme.

She actually said Republicans did it

It's just from the suction cups they use to loosen your muscles

Roast beef, honey mustard, mayo, cheese, and lettuce. I think I usually get extra cheese, but still

My roast beef one is like 13

I'm just like trump...he must have been cupped at PT too

So Biden gave the weapons away, yet Trump rebuilt it in his first term, before Biden was President...

Zz top is great

Is that @pnut.bsky.social

My neck is fucked up. Going to PT in the morning. Hoping they can scrape it out.