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I am, above all, a professional. Comedy is a full time job. Pragmatic Lib. 38. He/him. Cis/Pan.

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Those are...not marbles. They aren't even spheres.

10.03.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I admire your fortitude. I don't really watch movies. I prefer TV.

10.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GEORGIA SOUTHERN HAS WON FIVE GAMES IN FIVE DAYS

09.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He has his food. He is fine.

09.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Funny. I hadn't thought about it. Everything stopped around the 11th or 12th.

08.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Animals can't have chocolate, silly rabbit. It's ostensibly for a coworkers birthday. Not the whole cake. They'll have their own cake with family later this week I imagine.

08.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

HE

08.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Calm down, Sam I Am

08.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You keep the pack (box) in the pocket (unless you keep them in your purse or in your shirt sleeve like James Dean or whatever)

08.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not the cigarettes pocket 😭

08.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Your eyes are so light

08.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone was ZERO help in the kitchen

08.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It's devils food with vanilla icing. I wanted yellow color for spring, but rather than brighten up, it just got orange.

08.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the tug of war meme

08.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Who wants cake?

08.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm trooning out
I feel it in my bones
Enough to make my system blow
Welcome to the new age

08.03.2026 05:58 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think you are having blackouts, oomfie

08.03.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Guy who thinks the Mandela Effect is a conspiracy that Nelson Mandela is time travelling to alter history in small but noticeable ways.

07.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like do I think Nelson Mandela is literally altering history to fuck with us? No.

Are there events that seem to have pervasive misperceptions in regards to their facts, despite a healthy number of people being certain of the wrong facts? Of course.

07.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Many such cases

07.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And much like how being Old was considered by the political press to be a Biden Problem, supply chain crises are also a Biden Problem.

Therefore they can’t be Trump Problems, you see.

07.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There is an irony that the people who hate Pete because he worked for McKinsey seem fine with a literal MERCENARY because he cosplays as a blue collar doofus

07.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

People are like β€œHe just did it because it pays well.” Yeah, and that’s literally the same reason all the centrist politicians you dislike did all the jobs you find disqualifying, too. Up to you whether you find β€œlobbying for an HMO” or β€œbeing a mercenary” a more alarming form of selling out

07.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 533 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 2

I genuinely don't remember a God damn thing about them, but I remember liking them.

07.03.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

March is only about one orb

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07.03.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

March is only about one orb

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07.03.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People lost money on the Texas primary

06.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He...

06.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Pumpkin would never. He might lay on the bed a little, but he's not a big cuddler, and freaks out if you pick him up completely

05.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0