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Writer and game designer (PARANOIA XP, Mongoose Publishing 2004). I operate the Bundle of Holding (bundleofholding.com). allenvarney(at)Gmail.

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This is the world liberals want!

07.03.2026 11:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gridogram - Find Today’s Hidden Quote in the Letter Grid Let the grid speak to you... Gridogram is a word game with a hidden quote to find each day. Trace words in the grid of letters to discover it.

I chose the quotation for today's Screen Time Saturday installment (2026-03-07) of the Gridogram puzzle by @gridogram.com :
www.gridogram.com

07.03.2026 11:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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DC Heroes Role Playing Game From the back of the box: "HERE'S ALL YOU NEED TO BE PART OF THE LEGEND The action is here, the easy -to-learn, infinitely expandable role playing system! Now, you can fight crime in the streets...

RPGgeek says Greg Gorden, Sam Lewis, and Brian Reid:
rpggeek.com/rpgitem/5094...

04.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I still recall one Conchy strip, a lovely text piece that began "The man resolved to climb the mountain" and ended "leaving him standing at the even horizon of his beginnings." Can't find it online.

02.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm gonna put the Olmecs in ancient Mesopotamia!" Good, with you so far. "But would it be historically inaccurate to give them mounts?" Uhh... maybe swallowing a paraceratherium but straining at a gnat? (Also, have your Olmecs ride paraceratheriums.)

01.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every Star Trek Next Generation script had lines like "We can't beam aboard their ship because TECH TECH TECH" and they had a consultant devise suitable contextual gibberish.

27.02.2026 12:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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David Ellison David Ellison

Paramount CEO David Ellison has a generic face, a template face. Describe him to a police sketch artist - "wide face, strong jaw, high forehead, thick lips" - and ten seconds after the sketch artist starts roughing in the outline, you'd say "That's him."
www.imdb.com/name/nm19111...

26.02.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Three of those guys are the same guy.

26.02.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, you know, the Buddha said the same thing about us.

24.02.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cheddar Gorge - Wikipedia

Only because of this Hal Foster strip have I learned, astonishingly late in life, about Cheddar Gorge, a great natural wonder of England that draws 500K visitors annually:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheddar...

21.02.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That cover must have taken forever to ink.

19.02.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hancock (2008). First 45 minutes, Will Smith as a down-and-out superhero getting his life back. Then the script turns hard into oncoming traffic. I thought, "I was enjoying that other movie, I wonder what this movie is about." Answer: Nothing interesting.

18.02.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Interestingly bad films are the ones that deserve remakes. Keep remaking them until you get it right! The original "Killer Shrews" (1959) - fun script, terrrrrible effects - has been remade twice and they still haven't got it right. Keep trying.

16.02.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't know that! Sorry, and thanks for the reference.

14.02.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Hal Ellson" = Harlan Ellison

14.02.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ditto Niccolo and the queen.

14.02.2026 06:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Gasparo-Niccolo relationship is redundant with Gasparo's motive box. How about an emotional touchstone a la the "intense jealousy" arrow that mirrors it down below?

14.02.2026 06:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cabot Cove: Murder Capital of the World? Several years ago, somebody crunched the numbers regarding the murder rate in Cabot Cove and found that, during the show’s run, it equaled 1,490 per million (or 149 per 100,000).Β  This w…

I was going to crack wise, "Still far short of Cabot Cove," but apparently the murder rate in Jessica Flether's home town (pop. 3,560) is close to average for the US, if you count summer tourists:
murdershewatched.com/2018/12/24/c...

13.02.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if Batman gets frustrated constantly having to pose in all these group photos.

12.02.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Actress Dawn Wells, who played Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island"

12.02.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When that man is dead and gone
When that man is dead and gone
When they lay him twelve feet deep
I'll be there to laugh, not weep
When that man is dead and gone

09.02.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Satan, Satan thought up a plan
Dressed as a man
Walking the Earth, and since he began
The world is Hell for you and me
But what a Heaven it will be --

09.02.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What a day to wake up on
What a way to greet the dawn
When a certain man is dead and gone
Some fine day the news will flash
Satan with the small moustache is asleep beneath the lawn
When that man is dead and gone

09.02.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When that man is dead and gone (Dead and gone)
When that man is dead andβ€…goneβ€…(Dead and gone)
We'llβ€…go dancing down the street
Kissing everyoneβ€…we meet
When that man is dead and gone (Dead and gone)

09.02.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
When that Man is Dead and Gone (1941) - Protest song against Hitler (Live Take)
When that Man is Dead and Gone (1941) - Protest song against Hitler (Live Take) YouTube video by Lizzy & the Triggermen

In 1941 Irving Berlin wrote a protest song against Hitler, "When that Man is Dead and Gone," covered nicely in 2017 by Lizzy & the Triggermen:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDkh...

09.02.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
World’s Finest #217 – Comics Archeology

A close read of Haney's 1973 World's Finest story where Metamorpho gets Superman's powers and, uh, Batman's ... powers? ... and upstages them both. Batman and Superman get so upset by this, they defect to a Communist country:
comicsarcheology.com/index.php/20...

09.02.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The 7 Craziest Comics of Bob Haney: From JFK Shapeshifters to Satanic Nazis The 7 Craziest Comics of Bob Haney: From JFK Shapeshifters to Satanic Nazis

Earth-Haney stories were demented in a way very few DC Comics ever achieved (or suffered). This 2011 Comics Alliance feature only scratches the surface:
comicsalliance.com/bob-haney-co...

09.02.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Was gonna say "Old Man in the Corner"! Imagine a nephew who pops in occasionally to do Archie Goodwin legwork, and then exploits the mystery's solution for his own profit -- a Bitcoin bro selling short before tipping off the feds about the CEO murderer.

08.02.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A few years later it all happens again with a new main suspect. Can nobody learn?

05.02.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone flips out again. Repeat seven times. A week later the CEO posts on LinkedIn (Well, heh-heh, that didn't go well!"), wholly retracts the ToS, and pledges to rebuild the trust he just burned to the ground for no gain.

05.02.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0