Funniest part is Mikel’s better at managing change than any of them - with the possible exception of Pep who is going - so there’s a very real chance that changing the rules actually gives us an advantage 😂
Holy crap, the latest released Epstein files are horrific. This man should be in prison, not the White House.
That all makes perfect sense. However: “must beat Everton, must beat Everton…” 🤪
Oh plenty of the wealthy old men clearly like children a great deal, yes.
Not after they’re born anyway…
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I have zero way to process this run in rationally. People are talking about fixture difficulty ratings and Opta supercomputers. All my brain can offer is: “Must beat Everton, must beat Everton, must beat Everton”.
On this day 1935, The Arsenal travelled to Middlesex and beat Tottenham 6-0. This result pulled Arsenal clear at the top of the table where they would remain as they finished as champions, and dragged Tottenham even further into the relegation mire, eventually seeing them relegated.
Data is beautiful
Sorely needed.
If we win it on the day, Eze gets a guard of honour at Palace the following week.
If we win it the week before, Rice wins the league at West Ham.
There are a number of lovely permutations. Time to get the business done.
“Requesting a return of your order from Trumpazon will result in your citizenship being revoked. Please indicate if you would like to proceed.” 🤡🤡🤡
“Let me just attack O’Hara” 🤣🤣🤣
Translation: We’ve looked at the Opta supercomputer league predictions and are concerned we won’t have media access to the PL champions if we continue to publish defamatory character assassinations of the team and its entire fanbase 💁🏻♂️
I sincerely hope that whichever team scores the goal that relegates Spurs do the world’s most enthusiastic poznan to celebrate 😌
Even chickens on basketballs come home to roost 😌
Brighton's keeper takes almost twice as long to release the ball as David Raya, who releases the ball faster than every keeper in the Premier League except one
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Agent Vinai - won’t break character until the job is done 👌🏽
Semi-final (and if we’re playing these in the semis, I’m booking my flights to Budapest)
Totteringham 3-1 down and down to 10 fans.
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WHAT DOES THE MODEL SAY SCOTT?! 👀
Sidenote for Gunners: a patronising pat on the head is considered a faux pas in this scenario
Forest and West Ham know this lot don’t have the stomach for a fight
Honestly the comedy value is off the charts 📈🤣
But at least the beer fills from the bottom of the cup.
Palace have well and truly understood the assignment 🫡
A philosophical question: Is it a true hate watch if you just can’t stop laughing?
Very much enjoying what I’m seeing right now! 10/10, no notes 🤣
