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Dad, lifelong Gooner and North Bank season ticket holder COYG πŸ”΄βšͺ️πŸ’ͺ🏼 Kindness is rarely a mistake πŸ’πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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Young players make mistakes. That’s why you blood them in lower pressure games. Not a big deal.

Time to go win the game now.

07.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good lad πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

07.03.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like someone did. Immediate assist πŸ˜‚

#COYG 😁

07.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can somebody please let Martinelli know this is a cup competition πŸ™

07.03.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Haha. Yeah definitely needs it. As do 90% of the headlines about our finances.

They can mock us with β€œ2nd again” all they want. But that plus our hugely increased commercial revenue means we have more money than pretty much anyone in football right now. Well, legitimate money at least 😏

07.03.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nope. This is just bad analysis. We’re now booking our 3rd year in the champions league and our 4th very strong finish in the league in a row. No way are we going to be β€œforced” to sell anyone. We’ll choose to sell to upgrade, but forced is a wildly inaccurate word to use in this context πŸ˜‚

07.03.2026 09:31 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Funniest part is Mikel’s better at managing change than any of them - with the possible exception of Pep who is going - so there’s a very real chance that changing the rules actually gives us an advantage πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy crap, the latest released Epstein files are horrific. This man should be in prison, not the White House.

06.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 2591 πŸ” 693 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 32

That all makes perfect sense. However: β€œmust beat Everton, must beat Everton…” πŸ€ͺ

06.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh plenty of the wealthy old men clearly like children a great deal, yes.

06.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not after they’re born anyway…

06.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜†

06.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have zero way to process this run in rationally. People are talking about fixture difficulty ratings and Opta supercomputers. All my brain can offer is: β€œMust beat Everton, must beat Everton, must beat Everton”.

06.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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On this day 1935, The Arsenal travelled to Middlesex and beat Tottenham 6-0. This result pulled Arsenal clear at the top of the table where they would remain as they finished as champions, and dragged Tottenham even further into the relegation mire, eventually seeing them relegated.

06.03.2026 10:30 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Data is beautiful

06.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 6

Sorely needed.

If we win it on the day, Eze gets a guard of honour at Palace the following week.

If we win it the week before, Rice wins the league at West Ham.

There are a number of lovely permutations. Time to get the business done.

06.03.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œRequesting a return of your order from Trumpazon will result in your citizenship being revoked. Please indicate if you would like to proceed.” 🀑🀑🀑

06.03.2026 10:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLet me just attack O’Hara” 🀣🀣🀣

06.03.2026 10:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Translation: We’ve looked at the Opta supercomputer league predictions and are concerned we won’t have media access to the PL champions if we continue to publish defamatory character assassinations of the team and its entire fanbase πŸ’πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

06.03.2026 10:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I sincerely hope that whichever team scores the goal that relegates Spurs do the world’s most enthusiastic poznan to celebrate 😌

06.03.2026 10:26 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even chickens on basketballs come home to roost 😌

06.03.2026 09:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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From the Gunners community on Reddit: [Stuart James, The Athletic] How long do goalkeepers take to release the ball Explore this post and more from the Gunners community

Brighton's keeper takes almost twice as long to release the ball as David Raya, who releases the ball faster than every keeper in the Premier League except one

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06.03.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣

06.03.2026 08:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Agent Vinai - won’t break character until the job is done πŸ‘ŒπŸ½

05.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Semi-final (and if we’re playing these in the semis, I’m booking my flights to Budapest)

05.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Totteringham 3-1 down and down to 10 fans.

05.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣

05.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT DOES THE MODEL SAY SCOTT?! πŸ‘€

05.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sidenote for Gunners: a patronising pat on the head is considered a faux pas in this scenario

05.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is typing on a computer keyboard while making a face . ALT: a man is typing on a computer keyboard while making a face .

Genuinely risking an RSI

05.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0