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Richard Roberts

@inscrutablemachine

Writer of the Please Don't Tell My Parents I'm A Supervillain series and a bunch of books that are awesome but don't sell as well. https://www.amazon.com/stores/Richard-Roberts/author/B005XOLGVU I tell a lot of funny stories. (He/Him)

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Avery Special, high school girl necromancer, to her surprise ends up with a boyfriend AND a girlfriend. The 'caught between two suitors' trope is so big in girls' YA that I figured the only sane thing to do would be for her to get both rather than having to choose. www.amazon.com/Please-Dont-...

08.03.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NOICE.

08.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You were chosen by sloth.

07.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a kitchen on the seashore, where you usually find chickens, under a beautiful sky at dawn.  The caption reads:

if you are seeing this
the curse is lifted
have a good day

A photo of a kitchen on the seashore, where you usually find chickens, under a beautiful sky at dawn. The caption reads: if you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day

@tkingfisher.com

07.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think we're all Bozos on this bus, Victor.

06.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You know, some people like to squeeze the wheeze.

06.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I had a job translating English to English for Japanese television news.

05.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BPL14 Wednesday night report: MEAT.

05.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mister frbodj/// is my father. Call me yjr.

04.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

...this explains Amy.

04.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's pretty clear you poured your aesthetic into Clover, and your persona is naturally deeply instilled with your aesthetic. That there would be big similarities make sense. Also I get the impression that while Clover is her own complete person, she feels a little fursona-y to you.

04.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

BPL14 Monday night report: Breakfast food night went well until Botany exploded. I discovered a recipe for mystery meat soup.

03.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is unfortunately extremely true. No matter what technique you pick to deal with this dilemma, the people who want to nitpick will go crazy.

02.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My suggestion as a writer is 'don't explain'. Make it clear which are actual artificial intelligences, which are LLMs, and have the way they act different make it clear for you.

02.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Signals.

01.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know the whole far left thing is seeing politics as a simple good vs evil war where there is one obvious good guy stance, but the speed with which they have gone full-on Elders of Zion level antisemite is horrifying.

01.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am moved to awe that the typo is throughout the document. Does he not actually know it’s β€˜fury’?

01.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

@tkingfisher.com This will soothe you.

28.02.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

…now I am imagining using the surgery table and skill books to make Super Mining Dumud. Artisan, work slave, serious, and nocturnal. Imagine it.

28.02.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also it gives you an excuse to watch a dozen Dumuds flopping around.

28.02.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Those things are slow as molasses. No, you need a base on an ore deposit cluster, with an ore pit for while the deposits are refreshing.

28.02.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, you need a base on one of those spots with 567 ore deposits. Enough Dumuds might keep up with that but won’t let you add ore pits if the deposits aren’t enough.

28.02.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You have my sympathy on the tech levels. It’s always β€œThat one is cool, why can’t I ride it yet!?”

I’m kind of surprised about the ore thing. Mining bases and a flock of Legally Distinct Koopas had my ore needs settled by then. That’s anout when I sweated for coal inatead.

28.02.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What level are you? Surely you have Bird. You are the person who I would most expect to have seen Bird flying overhead and pointed and said, β€œKevin I’m going to ride that motherfucker all over the map.” Either before or after β€œKEVIN LOOK I CAUGHT A GIANT SPARKLY CHICKEN.”

28.02.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@tkingfisher.com I bet your followers would LOVE posts on Best and Worst Pals.

28.02.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t be ridiculous. Her dress would get dirty.

28.02.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"We preach love and compassion, for the universe offers neither." from Miskatonic resonates with me. The stars don't define the value of people or of good. We justify ourselves and we give each other kindness.

28.02.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Another reason not to be cursed for your sin and turned partly into an animal, children! #WildChildren

28.02.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn.

That's a good stick.

Why don't I have a stick like that?

28.02.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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we need to talk

27.02.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 5493 πŸ” 1465 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 17