Jon Will Chambers

"Did you not hear me? Get yourselves over to Tehran and make the country proud"

Also leaked.

If they'd have brought this last year, they'd have won, and we'd be ready to be in some lovely French right now 100%. Blows Austria out of the water, but it's too late I feel. #Eurovision

France 100% my kinda cup of tea but it’s all Wasted Love 2.0 (albeit done much better). I think/hope however we kinda move on, which is a shame for them but they need to bring something new and different to win I think. Ring up Malo! #Eurovision 🇫🇷

Main thought on British #Eurovision fans: you’re all boring as hell and never pleased. BBC could send Sissal dressed up as Loreen with a boring AI cookie cutter song which would only ever come 16th and you’d all be loving it. Live a little. Why always so mad and hating on stuff every time?

Yea - it’s a lot of the same team from last year too + Sam.

Interestingly fresh given some of the songwriters - including most of the team from last year + one of The Code’s writers. BBC keeping it somewhat safe there but injected in the right artist imo. Last year the song and artist didn’t vibe, this 100% does. #Eurovision 🇬🇧

Pulp does #Eurovision is how I'd describe it. It's really good. people will hate on it because they hate on everything these days but this a bold pick and puts the UK in a great place if they can pull it off live.

As far as I understand it someone VPN'd it from New Zealand, where it was released on streaming so not a per se straight forward leak, but still annoying people can't not spoil surprises these days.

Most of all it’s VERY British. (In a good way). This is the UK’s best effort since Sam indeed. Good work. #Eurovision

Shame it leaked but they’ve done a GREAT job. UK in a really good place going in to Vienna. Let’s hope they can bring it to life on stage. #Eurovision 🇬🇧

France’s teaser sounds VERY Rosalia style 👀 #Eurovision

Rising Democrat star James Talarico wins Texas primary for US Senate Republican rivals John Cornyn and Ken Paxton forced into run-off in their party’s contest

Rising Democrat star James Talarico wins Texas primary for US Senate ft.trib.al/7rLr4D7

But it's ok though cos left wing progressive donors will give 100k to a campaign about electoral reform so it'll all even out in the end....🙃

Trump has left Vance with no good options. The VP is fighting for his future The Vice President dreams of reaching the Oval Office but faces his nightmare scenario

"JD Vance doesn’t have any good options on Iran, but he can hope that Marco Rubio’s are worse. As Secretary of State, Rubio can’t hide from the Iran crisis nearly so much as the Vice President can. Perhaps that is Vance’s great hope. He can’t outrun the war, but he might be able to outrun Rubio."

you are not prepared for the soundtrack

“When we said economic growth what we meant was broadly unchanged economic growth over the Parliament” will look great on a leaflet in 2029….

A UK #Eurovision entry in (at least some part) German? Daily Mail gonna have a heart attack.

It's Delta for Down Under! 🇦🇺

Global pop powerhouse Delta Goodrem will represent Australia at the 70th Eurovision Song Contest in Vienna, singing 'Eclipse' 🎤

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This new Raye album is going to win so many awards - it’s impossible to think how many at this point. Nightingale Lane is INSANE. #newmusicfriday

They’re gonna rob my Fulminacci. .#sanremo

If Giorgia couldn’t do it Serena won’t after that but still brilliant song. Stunning. But the voice wasn’t there tonight. #Sanremo

Toppling a leader doesn’t mean the end of a regime. Just ask the Venezuelans.

If Reform had won, Labour's statement would be that this result is a stark reminder we need to listen and learn from voters who rightly feel betrayed by modern politics.

But the Greens won by a comfortable margin, so it's: these voters are stupid and also sinister and, ugh, Muslims

Iran, Israel, Bahrain, Qatar, UAE, Kuwait, Iraq…. Good morning if you’re just waking up.

Iran has fired ballistic missiles into:

Israel
Bahrain
UAE
Qatar

He’s gonna kill Americans while sat in his little party palace in Florida eating McDonald’s. Get in the bin. This isn’t just on him. It’s on the enablers. On everyone who voted for him pretending it’s just all a game. It’s on the Dems most of all for fucking up the Biden transition.

Starmer is now, very clearly, Labour's worst option. His political judgement is non-existent. His vision is non-existent. He lurches from one crisis to the next. The only way Labour can signal change is to change the leader. Nothing is more important than stopping the right. Starmer can't do it.

I’m not the only one totally in love with Fulminacci right?! #Sanremo

Imagine Gogglebox watching Sanremo.