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Author of THE NOTWITCHES and THE NOTWITCHES: PRISON BREAK. All the links for ordering can be found at garypanton.co.uk/books/ Represented by Rachel Mann at CAA. πŸ“Perth, Scotland 🌐 garypanton.co.uk

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Black Phone 2 poster

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This could easily have been titled 'Nightmare on Elm Street: On Ice!' and I'd have loved that very much. Black Phone 2 (2025) on Prime.

06.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would actually love a song called "No Text but a Photo of a Wardrobe".

06.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI can’t believe our mother got trapped in the bathroom stall”

06.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"You'll never be able to tell they're not your own"

06.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI Will Feed You! It Is My Goal!”

06.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLucky they still have the stove”. Is mine… πŸ€”

06.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

'Yes, We Have to Take the Cake Back'

06.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

That's the whole album title I reckon. 😁

06.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBurnt Oak Registry Office.”

Which actually works quite well.

06.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBrushes I can do”.

06.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All Hail Dog.

06.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI went with a free milkshake”

06.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜The Conductor Keeps Saying He’ll Come Back’

06.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Kath died before Christmas"

06.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Yes Well They're His Friends."

06.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 4

She said they will let me know, either Monday or Tuesday

06.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd bloody love that to be a song title. πŸ˜„

06.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll be watching delayed so no spoilers, please.

06.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Will fall asleep on a cat later"

06.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I reckon Morrissey would include the "I was not in fact sorry" bit in his title. 😁

06.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSorry the Game Was Cancelled.”

(I was not in fact sorry.)

06.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible name for the final track on any album.

06.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apologies and thanks again.

06.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Please don’t come before 8am.

06.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even After Clarification, That Makes No Sense to Me

06.03.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh that is classic Moz. 😁

06.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if all the bogends who reply 'Paywall' to any post from a paying site pick up a tin of soup in Tesco and shout 'NOT Free!' at the self checkout.

06.03.2026 10:53 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

Just looked through writing gigs on LinkedIn, half of which turn out to be training AI when you click on them. Came back on Bluesky and to find someone complaining that writers who want to be paid for their work are "money grabbing twats".

Sometimes I think people deserve gen AI slop.

06.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Always looking for an opportunity to go out dancing"

06.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0