Having to double take every sketchy-looking white dude in New Orleans to make sure they're not a famous Hollywood actor.
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Having to double take every sketchy-looking white dude in New Orleans to make sure they're not a famous Hollywood actor.
Damn I feel bad for whoever inspired this sign at the Mushroom, and also whoever had to make it. #signswiththreateningauras
I love going to old school businesses where they ask for your phone # and you start with 504 and they're like, "obviously."
Very proud papa today.
Ol' boy out here like Evil Scrim.
One privilege of being in with Dan Stein is if the deli is very busy I can always grab a spot in the C suite.
We're gonna find out this was all "research" for the Bourbon Street Westbank Popeye biopic. Dude out here looking like every guy that got kicked out of an eyehategod show.
Mardi Gras Inception moment: Girls Trip on the tv at Maison, where they have a dance/off fight scene AT Maison.
That's the thing about Robert Duvall, like oh yeah he was also in SLING BLADE btw.
Mardi Gras 2026: too much cop not enough wobble.
My unsolicited Carnival advice is: this is not a time to *experiment* with drugs, which is not to say don't do them. Do drugs, but stick to the ones you know and like.
If y’all are taking Earhart Expressway to get to JP, they got a state police officer with the radar gun by the Cleary exit
You are now entering FUCK GRAS, as in fuck all this bullshit.
LOL I would rather a float run over my foot.
As with all highs and lows of Carnival, "this too shall pass."
You are now entering Deepression Gras. The site of more king cake is nauseating (as is online king cake discourse), you're stuck behind random float traffic, there's Doug MacCash tit Rex beef (i.e. more discourse), you're already worried about where to park and where to pee if you make it out...
You are now entering Mid Gras...
How great would it be if It happened and we all got The News on Mardi Gras day?
This Jodie Foster interview will take you on A RIDE. Terry Gross has too much class for this but this Q&A should be called "Don't Fuck with Jodie Foster." And definitely don't cut her off in traffic.
"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." -Mike Tyson, and also any parent of a five-year-old boy.
You have a kid now, your life is basically a taxi cab meter in reverse.
(See, the nice thing about no one really being on this site is I can just dump all kinds of garbage takes on here and it doesn't matter)
Have you seen the weather report this weekend? Looks like we don't have to invade Greenland after all, it's invading us.
Looks like Chewbacchus is going to Dagobah AND Hoth tomorrow. Good luck y'all.
Not only is the right answer the Blues Brothers but you have to be MORE SPECIFIC about *which one* in the Blues Brothers.
IYKYK
"The best way to understand this Greenland situation is the Cuban Missile Crisis... But in reverse."
If anyone is wondering what having a kid in 2026 is like, a no-frills birthday party for a five-year-old, where the biggest expense is a bouncy house, and everything else is Domino's Pizza and a Sam's Club run and a king cake, you're looking at $1,000.
