Mike Sager

Of course the dude behind the worst company on earth is some “we have Sam Bankman-Fried at home” looking motherfucker.

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

mr president, i think we’ve found a way to combine the iraq war with hurricane katrina

There was MUCH less evidence for antisemitism from Mamdani than there is from Platner, but the fact that some Jews had concerns led Mamdani to do lots of Jewish outrage, meet with Jews, go to synagogues, and such. Platner is notably not doing that.

screenshot of X post by glenn beck touting a video interview he did with an AI george washington asking AI george what he thinks about the iran war AI george rocking swept-back silver hair and a blue t-shirt

can i say something without people getting mad

Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

“Hired goons?”

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

Eisenhower: "Plans are worthless"

Pete Hegseth: "cool, bet"

Eisenhower: WAIT I WASN'T FINISHED

This is what happens when “warfighters” are in charge instead of experienced leaders and logistics experts.

American Jews have been TRYING to tell folks that yes, AIPAC is evil, & fuck them, but Christian Zionists in the US outnumber Jews IN THE WORLD & have risen to power in all areas of our government, & they want to bring the End Times (& kill all the Jews btw), AND THIS IS WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT.

I love his music but the man’s ideas about the world are…creative.

LOL at everyone suddenly discovering that Billy Corgan is completely fucking insane.

Tweet by Igor Bobic "Fetterman responds to Graham Platner saying he should lose his seat: “Oh, really? The guy with the Nazi tattoo? Yeah, I'm devastated by that.” "

this is what awaits us if we fail to crush Platner in the primary, "oh the party of Nazi Tattoos has something to say?" every time forever

Right now “AIPAC” is the Left’s “Soros.” It just is. You’re assigning way too much power to these people. Even locally they’re not that important.

It’s actually FEWER Misérables

Actual LOL.

Thing I learned today: the lead singer of OK Go is the son in law of AL GORE.

Molly Lambert @mollylambert I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone 12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App 59.5K Retweets 294K Likes

Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source The Sun @TheSun • Jan 18, 2019 'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s. 8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone 49.9K Retweets 493 Quote Tweets 238.7K Likes

Paul Ford v @ftrain When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore 5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android 13.6K Retweets 37.3K Likes

dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

On the one hand, there's a real "wheels coming off the train" level of chaos out of the Trump administration right now.

On the other, he's president for 35 more months, and he's clearly established already that he considers Congress superfluous even under bicameral Republican control.

I’ve started getting fundraising emails from mainline Dems that name check “AIPAC“ or “AIPAC funding” as something they’re fighting against and AIPAC can go fuck itself but ZOG from the mainline left is incredibly concerning.

I think something gentiles don’t realize - especially ones identifying as antizionist - is that AIPAC doesn’t represent the normative Jewish position on Israel. The org that comes closest is JStreet. But hey, why bother with accuracy when you’ve got a boogeyman with name recognition.

For the 900th time, if you believe Israel controls the US government, rather than being a tool of it or excuse for it to do what it wants, you are an antisemitic fool who is so enamoured of the idea of Shadowy Jewish Puppetmasters that you can’t see the actual in-the-open conspiracies happening.

Ironically, I have Arak but do not have any Manischewitz.

You people are insane. The U.S. government did it because it wanted to do it, not because Israel manipulated us to do it.
You are absolutely delusional and normalizing terrible views that could lead to terrible things.

We elected a fanatic warmonger that installed a bunch of Nazis in key positions. What did you think was going to happen?

Someone should tell the "Assembly of Experts" that a Zoom bomb is a lot less fatal than a kinetic bomb.

Think I'd have asked if I could have dialled in to this one.