BREAKING: Markwayne Mullin furiously working with tutor to learn entire alphabet before assuming DHS post.

Reportedly, a Shahed drone hit a 90-stories residential skyscraper in Dubai.

Okay, we've had our meeting, there's Krusty Gnome wondering why all these Spanish speaking people are not under arrest and we're done here, Donald will be in touch.

Iranian missile and drone attacks currently underway in Qatar, Bahrain and UAE.

Tucker Carlson on Iran: “Trump is being shown polling that this war is like a 90–10 win for him.

“I don't know where that polling is coming from. He is getting fake polling; I guess they are only polling Hannity's viewers or something.”

Carlson makes a good point. Trump is easily manipulated.

Talk about torches and pitchforks and guillotines is getting more real by the day.

And, there it is. Fine work, Donald.

THIS JUST IN: Representative Shri Thanedar filed articles of impeachment against Attorney General Pam Bondi, charging her with obstruction of Congress, dereliction of duty, and obstructing justice in her handling of the records related to convicted child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.1

The ideological political war against Trump's depraved ICE arrests and his foreign wars isn't producing results.

The pursuit of Trump's involvement with Epstein isn't producing results.

The state of the economy will. Left and right vote with their pocketbooks.

"It's the Economy, Stupid."

2/2 US crude oil just posted a 35% weekly gain. The biggest since oil futures began trading in 1983. Bigger than the Gulf War. Bigger than the invasion of Iraq. Bigger than the GFC. Bigger than COVID.

We are going to see new levels of cosplay from MarkCletus.

The "Third Presidential term" proponents aren't advocating for Trump. He is a decomposing old fool. This is about VD Chance and Peter Theil.

Perhaps, Vance might be an evil incarnate, but half-a-demon with some working intelligence will be better than the orange lunatic at this point.

Trump will soon be bored with this war, declare victory, lift sanctions and send everyone home. As soon as tomorrow.

The national suicide being committed by the Republican-led United States has no historical precedent. Centuries from now (if humanity survives that long), historians will struggle to explain how such a thing was possible.

Iran must be destroyed in order to save it.

Could you imagine being an Admiral and your Commander in Chief is Trump. And, the only person standing between you and the orange lunatic is Whiskey Pete Kegsbreath?

That'd be about 6:00 GMT.

Hurry up and declare fucking victory and bring our troops home you orange windbag.

Isn't that like signing your own death warrant?

Iran surrenders when Trump says they've surrendered.

- Karoline Leavitt

Of course. Like every other effing thing he does.

Markbobby gets to wear Bovino's old gear for cosplay. They both suffer height challenges.

Wait until those "feelings" Trump has telling him what to do turn into voices.