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Because he'd vote with the Democrats 3-4% more often then Collins does

06.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Freestyle every condiment

06.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

2.5 hours of Ayn Thor time isn't bad at all!

06.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great to know their CEO doesn't even understand how AI works. It's not anxious because it's conscious, dumbass. It's anxious because you've been scraping the social media of users living and posting through fucking unstable times.

06.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 1337 πŸ” 233 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 3

I regret to inform you that @megacrit.com has done it again. Slay the Spire 2 is excellent already

06.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy crap that's an hour count that resembles WoW playtimes!

06.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Slay the Spire 2's concurrent Steam players just hit 179,456, the highest ever for any roguelike.

When StS1 first launched back in 2017, it had 193 concurrent players.

That's a 92,982% increase, meaning StS3 is on track to hit 166,861,777 concurrent players by 2035. πŸ’ͺ

06.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 2071 πŸ” 408 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 40

i'm not an economist but if 900 people can afford to fund $3,000 checks to damn near everyone else in america and still be insanely fuckin rich afterwards maybe they have too much fuckin money

05.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 2357 πŸ” 634 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 3

Imagine Alonso having to retire from f1 halfway through the season because all his fingers have fallen off and then the car becomes a race winner.

That seems the most likely scenario.

05.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm not an expert but this seems like a problem when races are longer than 25 laps.

05.03.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Somehow, despite mountains of evidence to the contrary, there is always some new mark who thinks they will be the first to survive a Chotiner cross-examination

04.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

Bro, ICE is still here kidnapping people, now they’ve even got transit vans advertising fake companies.

04.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 2157 πŸ” 1116 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 10

know I’m AI-posting a lot today, but holy shit read the linked lawsuit for this. this is probably the worst of these so far, by far (contingent on the brief being accurate, which isn’t guaranteed). the other ones were people with existing ideation not being stopped, this actively pushed him.

04.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 465 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 9

That's right. You got no leg to stand on, Newsom supporters. Shut your hole. We don't need anti trans anti homeless greaseball shit. North Carolina is purple, it's not some blue stronghold.

04.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 5008 πŸ” 1127 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 6
The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

04.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 8776 πŸ” 1858 πŸ’¬ 144 πŸ“Œ 71

We used to have MALLS in this country!

04.03.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My dad was in Thailand I think for work sometime in the late 90s/early 2000s when they had a massive civil uprising. The US government sent buses and flights to pick up my dad and all US citizens. Citizens of other countries told my dad they were jealous of how well the US took care of its people.

04.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

man this just fucking sucks so much

there are very few people in entertainment who have provided me more joy over the years than Bruce Campbell, from Ash to Sam Axe and everything in between

hail to the chin, you glorious bastard, please hang on as long as you can

03.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 572 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 2
Preview
Cost of the Iran War β€” Live Ticker Live running estimate of U.S. taxpayer costs for Operation Epic Fury. Updated in real time.

➑️ iran-cost-ticker.com

02.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FYI for fellow narrative designers/game writers: the studio in question is Sentona Games and it’s my understanding they are currently interviewing to replace me. Be very careful with them. They were very nice to me and easy to work with right up until I needed the money I was promised.

26.02.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 3966 πŸ” 1817 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 29

THREAD. 😑

02.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Somewhere, Nicholas Cage has flipped open the cover over a giant red button, and smashed his fist into it. Across the country, phones began buzzing. The heist is on.

02.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Toto Wolfe smirking at the mass of boooooos that Cristian Horner got at the car reveal last year is Soooo funny

02.03.2026 05:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hence why β€œresponsible regulation of AI” is one of my top three campaign priorities.

02.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 567 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3

Pickles, mustard, and cheese* - not pickles twice. But I do love pickles...

02.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Iowa Loose Meat Sandwich This squishy, snackable Iowa loose meat sandwich brings well-seasoned beef crumbles, onion, pickles, and mustard together on a bun, for an undeniable combination of classic Midwestern flavors.

www.seriouseats.com/iowa-loose-m...

It was kinda a less flavorful sloppy joe, but with pickles, mustard, and pickles. It wasn't BAD, but like I'd prefer a smash burger or a sloppy joe.

02.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They were fine. A sloppy Joe would have been better.

02.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tonight for dinner I make the pride of Iowa: the loose meat sandwich.

02.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1