It's hard to post silly goofemups when everything is so awful but I swear I will find a way to really knuckle down and keep churning out the same low quality posts we have all come to mute.
My going friends and family rate for a will is a pizza and a bag of Doritos (they can pick the size). I assume your rates are commensurate.
First they came for the marblelympics and I said nothing.
Seeing as how my band has now played at two breweries that have announced their closure:
My band is become death.
Mr. Swaim... how, possibly, could you have a legitimate business expense for "trip to Scotland to confirm some things about Willie?"
Mom's need a break too...
Larry the Cable Guy: Accomplish the task at hand!
Bill Engvall: Looking at the obvious facts in their totality, I think you know what conclusion to draw.
Ron White: What the Fu#@ are you guys sayin'
After a long debate we both decided I was right in that I was wrong when I left my tools out on the counter.
Funny*
*dies a little inside as I am one of those 15
a good time was had by ALL.
Are you trying to tell me Potter wasn't happy!? George never made a dime of that penny ante building and loan and he jumped off a bridge. I stopped watching at that point of the film as it was much too depressing. Clearly your priorities are messed up.*
*though Sam did seem pretty happy himself...
I hear Lawson say "LaSalle" at least once a day in my head.
The tight 5 is coming along Weeds.
Awww fuck not Bruce
I believe he was talking to his significa.... Weeder you didn't! You dog you.
A good foundation to a strong marriage is having enough dirt on each other to put the other away if either of you chose to waive that privilege.
I had fun with it. Glad you like it. 👍
It was until all you big shots showed up with your vaguely “I produce industrials” auras!
Finally????
I can’t wait to be cool enough to chew extra gum one day.
As Hank Hill always said*, never cut against the grain.
*really only that one time but it was on the official soundtrack for the series.
I really feel like I can be myself on bluesky because no one is here.
I mean… if anyone tricked me into being their prey in a deadliest game sitch… and would try to logic to them they got ripped off to whomever they paid.
If Brock Sampson himself* were in the files I would want him in jail.
*don’t get me started on what a pos that guy is
I constantly confuse Paul Anka and Neil Sedaka (RIP) which is a problem I am sure most of you have too.
I'll give it a chance because it may just be a meta humor thing*
*Guy whose constantly disappointed b/c it will be Zombieland 2 all over again w/ boomer jokes about how young people are dumb and we actually need toxic masculinity, but worse as the original audience is so much older.
Get in shmendrick! We're going schlepping.*
*really wish I could have been there for the schlep for schmucks that schmucks for schmucks put on
I have a daily reminder on my phone that reminds me of nothing but the fact that I have the reminder and that I didn't check it as complete yesterday. So many trashes not taken out...
I assume there is no real family, the absence of one that was there and left (or they left) for obvious reasons, they have a very unhealthy family dynamic, they lie, or it is a family of monsters trying to raise monsters.
The power is yours!
to fight against Ted Turner's propaganda and the China hoax! Excuse me for a second... [calls real estate guy to make sure his new estate has a sea wall, solar panels, and underground bunker].
