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That Doonsbury comic about the radar detector.

That's an extension cord you painted on both sides.... you're hired.

David Lynch - It's funny because it's a bad joke.

Alternate - references within a reference within self deprecation. I miss my father [studio audience laugh track].

The performance pieces are getting out of hand. Just admit that there is no George Glass.

You laugh but I spent a whole 6 weeks in a college class dissecting Goofy Goo Bananas and the hit single from it Peel Flows. Deceptively masterful.

That one is a real... Honeydripper...

Guess you could say he was a bit quick silver...

He is really going to want us to kick his ass after this one...

alright, that's enough of these unfunny things.

It's hard to post silly goofemups when everything is so awful but I swear I will find a way to really knuckle down and keep churning out the same low quality posts we have all come to mute.

My going friends and family rate for a will is a pizza and a bag of Doritos (they can pick the size). I assume your rates are commensurate.

First they came for the marblelympics and I said nothing.

Seeing as how my band has now played at two breweries that have announced their closure:

My band is become death.

Mr. Swaim... how, possibly, could you have a legitimate business expense for "trip to Scotland to confirm some things about Willie?"

Mom's need a break too...

Larry the Cable Guy: Accomplish the task at hand!

Bill Engvall: Looking at the obvious facts in their totality, I think you know what conclusion to draw.

Ron White: What the Fu#@ are you guys sayin'

After a long debate we both decided I was right in that I was wrong when I left my tools out on the counter.

Funny*

*dies a little inside as I am one of those 15

a good time was had by ALL.

Are you trying to tell me Potter wasn't happy!? George never made a dime of that penny ante building and loan and he jumped off a bridge. I stopped watching at that point of the film as it was much too depressing. Clearly your priorities are messed up.*

*though Sam did seem pretty happy himself...

I hear Lawson say "LaSalle" at least once a day in my head.

The tight 5 is coming along Weeds.

Awww fuck not Bruce

I believe he was talking to his significa.... Weeder you didn't! You dog you.

A good foundation to a strong marriage is having enough dirt on each other to put the other away if either of you chose to waive that privilege.

I had fun with it. Glad you like it. 👍

It was until all you big shots showed up with your vaguely “I produce industrials” auras!

Finally????

I can’t wait to be cool enough to chew extra gum one day.

As Hank Hill always said*, never cut against the grain.

*really only that one time but it was on the official soundtrack for the series.

I really feel like I can be myself on bluesky because no one is here.

I mean… if anyone tricked me into being their prey in a deadliest game sitch… and would try to logic to them they got ripped off to whomever they paid.

If Brock Sampson himself* were in the files I would want him in jail.

*don’t get me started on what a pos that guy is