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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins

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โœ๏ธ Current Reigning Antipope ๐Ÿช™ Nominated for Nobel Prize ๐ŸŽ– Time's 'Man of the Year' (2006) he/him ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Communist, Economist, Stonerist ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ Free Palestine ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Trans Rights = Human Rights

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Here we go again.

05.03.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
How to TALK to a RACIST: A Practical Guide

The image is of a young black girl delivering an absolutely devastating german suplex to a Klansman.

How to TALK to a RACIST: A Practical Guide The image is of a young black girl delivering an absolutely devastating german suplex to a Klansman.

Look at that form. Misawa would be proud. ๐Ÿคผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

05.03.2026 15:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 401 ๐Ÿ” 134 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
Why Killing Khamenei Was a Bad Idea - Prof. Jiang Xueqin
Why Killing Khamenei Was a Bad Idea - Prof. Jiang Xueqin YouTube video by Prof. Jiang Clips
06.03.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Trump Fires Noem, Nominates Markwayne Mullin To Fuck Corey Lewandowski on Luxury Jets WASHINGTON โ€” President Trump will be firing Secretary of Homeland Security and nominating Oklahoma Senator Markwayne Mullin to take over all of her duties, including having sex with advisor Corey Lewa...
06.03.2026 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Oh man... So they replaced Noem w/ the dude that tried to start a fight with a Teamster?

Jesus Christ these people are fucking morons.

05.03.2026 23:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We need to take our country back or this Oligarchy will eat us all.

05.03.2026 23:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Noem has been cut loose.

We're officially entering the jettison period of the administration

Trump will cut rotten flesh from his inner circle now to feed it to the Liberals as they continue uninterrupted slaughter in the Middle East w/ Israel..

05.03.2026 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Here we go again.

05.03.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

If you ever thought this was going to stop via the ballot box;

You have no more time left; It's either become a subject to the new feudal movement or resolve yourself to smother it in its crib.

05.03.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Echo Chambers are more or less a function of algorithms.

Its parent of sorts is Aladdin (BlackRock); Sort of the big bang of Data being processed into trends & fed back into the system.

It's an algedonic ouroboros that is destined to degrade exponentially.

Bluesky is more akin to the old Forums.

05.03.2026 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A friend sent it to me and im waiting to hear back if they know the source.

Google image reverse search wasn't helpful.

05.03.2026 17:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Even if God doesn't have a penis He identifies Himself as a male and that's enough for- wait, wait, hang on..."

05.03.2026 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Epstein files: DOJ plans to release new batch of documents 'fairly soon,' MS NOW reports The top lawyer for Goldman Sachs, Bill Gates, Leon Black and others are expected to testify soon about their dealings with Jeffrey Epstein to a House panel

The fun game of "Do we need the Epstein Files or Iran to be the news item of the day" begins.

05.03.2026 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I said it about Neoliberal Journalism but it applies to Neoliberals at large: It's all about wanting to be the perpetual 'Birthday Boy' forever.

05.03.2026 15:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 40 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Chief Wiggum yelling at Homer in a jail cell

Chief Wiggum yelling at Homer in a jail cell

Hey! Stop saying Jack in there!

05.03.2026 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
skeet from Paul Frazee: "After a long day of using claude" from 9 days ago.

Picture is of George Jetson w/ a broken finger

skeet from Paul Frazee: "After a long day of using claude" from 9 days ago. Picture is of George Jetson w/ a broken finger

05.03.2026 15:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"So exactly what circumference are we looking at here? I need to really UNDERSTAND what God's Cock means to ME."

05.03.2026 15:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Iran bombed two Amazon AWS data centers this morning which Anthropic runs on. 
Meaning they temporarily took down Claude Anthropic.
I run all my workflows from Claude so right now I feel like I lost my iPhone and need to do advanced math.

picture of Claude's Claude will return soon screen

Iran bombed two Amazon AWS data centers this morning which Anthropic runs on. Meaning they temporarily took down Claude Anthropic. I run all my workflows from Claude so right now I feel like I lost my iPhone and need to do advanced math. picture of Claude's Claude will return soon screen

If this were me, you wouldn't be able to waterboard this out of me; never mind get me to post this willingly to a public space

05.03.2026 15:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 104 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Okay so Mormonism has taken the lead on Evangelicals for at least having a causation chain... I respect that.

05.03.2026 15:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
How to TALK to a RACIST: A Practical Guide

The image is of a young black girl delivering an absolutely devastating german suplex to a Klansman.

How to TALK to a RACIST: A Practical Guide The image is of a young black girl delivering an absolutely devastating german suplex to a Klansman.

Look at that form. Misawa would be proud. ๐Ÿคผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

05.03.2026 15:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 401 ๐Ÿ” 134 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

They should have at least kept in the stories about Baby Jesus taming a dragon in a cave & him temporarily bringing a kid back to life to vouch that Jesus didn't push him off a roof.

05.03.2026 15:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got no less than 3 responses of "well how'd Jesus happen then!" that were unironic.

I can't seem to remember that part in the bible where they describe, in detail, the absolute pounding that Mary was given by God....

Oh wait... Holy Spirit.... The ear... I remember now.

05.03.2026 15:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Few days back on Mar-A-Lago someone tried

05.03.2026 15:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rosa Luxemburgโ€™s mug shot

Rosa Luxemburgโ€™s mug shot

Rosa Luxemburg was born March 5, 1871.

05.03.2026 15:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 359 ๐Ÿ” 80 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

It's very funny as a Catholic to watch Talarico get raked over the coals by Evangelicals over "God is Non Binary"

You really think it's beyond the pale that God is non-binary?

GOD IS LITERALLY AN ETHEREAL BEING!

GOD DOESN'T HAVE GENETALIA!

THIS ISN'T ZEUS!

GOD DOESN'T FUCK!

05.03.2026 14:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 413 ๐Ÿ” 67 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Looks like they finally gave it a name.

05.03.2026 14:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The Massachusetts Department of Correction has been fighting me for months, trying to withhold data about its collaboration with ICE.

Yesterday, I won that fight, and obtained records showing that the state has transferred more than 2,000 people into ICE custody since 2009.

A quick thread:

04.03.2026 16:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1813 ๐Ÿ” 722 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

If you ever thought this was going to stop via the ballot box;

You have no more time left; It's either become a subject to the new feudal movement or resolve yourself to smother it in its crib.

05.03.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why would Iran waste state resources on an assassination attempt on Trump when his own supporters try it once a month?

05.03.2026 14:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 32 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bari Weiss will have her on the air within the month.

05.03.2026 03:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 32 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0