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I didn’t think “surfing the information superhighway” would stick but it’s crazy that we still call it that

*massive sideways diarrhea ensues*

Try the acoustic version of So Cold 🥶

the hannibal "bolt awake" copypasta is great but after listening to 18 hours of hannibal podcasts I now think the "you have changed your mind" line is very weak in an otherwise very strong copypasta

kept chasing my sideburns up my head trying to even them out and now i look like this

why is ace Bailey getting so many minutes somebody better fine this team

I know I know. Playing the bazaar for now but I’ll catch up soon

Sounds like parent just don’t understand

were pixelated boat and ken jennings constantly riffing on twitter? i dont think so and that's another thing bsky has going for it

You know that old trope, more or less, “if I wanted to I could kick your ass but I’m choosing not to” - in Kennard’s case it’s true. Best shooter in the league but his hands are registered lethal weapons and he doesn’t wanna risk jail time over some bs

what a treat to observe riffing of this quality just happening organically on my tl

i read this in the voice of leo as gatsby

its nice to know you can tho

asked for comment, Robert Kraft said "bardigang bardigang" and did finger pistols

pep and mush is a feast for the eyes but when the shrooms are too wet it does take away from things. the green bell pepper on here is frigging gorgeous

nobody can burn you like your friends smh

what on earth happened here

been on keto too long, literally salivating (not an exaggeration or a joke) at this "pizza" fuckin kill me

i just said 'fuckin yum' out loud

people say SGA is boring, so I ask you, would a "boring" player have this featureless affordable converse sneaker as his signature shoe??

Oldsmobile partners with Boldy James to release first “Boldsmobile”

@fourverts.bsky.social

Ant looks more like Jordan than Pippen Jr looks like Pippen

apologies, meant to say "rich man's Jordy nelson"

I got a big ass pile of “clean” laundry on a chair in the living room

People would literally rather time travel and fistfight themselves than fold clothes right now and tbh I agree

Can’t believe Joe Biden got a BBL

I thought he was back on the grizzlies ?????

John Elway played 16 years - total career earnings 44 million lmao

I said I wanted a picture of my pal Aladdin 👎