Andy Elms

Incidentally, in this week at Number 64, it's Toploader with Achilles Heel #totp

It's got a reasonable cover of "Positively 4th Street" as a B-Side, mind

Bought this CD single for the Video, in 240p Quicktime resolution #totp

Ta la

"Chantel from Fierce appeared on Deal or No Deal in 2025 and won £1050, enough money for a trip to Barbados. She is now a office manager for a tech company and is the office dj" #totp

Office DJ?!

www.itv.com/watch/deal-o...

That little kids voice at the beginning always freaks me out #totp

Kristi Noem: "It reminded me of the quote that is often attribute to George Orwell that states, 'It's Friday, it's 7 o'clock, it's still number one, It's #totp'

Nazanin Nour @NazaninNour Exposing the Islamic Republic's crimes does not make you a war monger. Being against war does not make you a regime supporter. Amplifying voices from Iran doesn't mean you agree with everything you're being told. An intro to Holding Multiple Truths & Amplifying Iranian Voices. 5:00 PM • 3/5/26 •

This is a message a lot of y’all need to hear, so I’ll keep saying it in as many different ways as I can

Remember ALF? He's back! In pod form!

If you like or dislike this Eurovision entry you'll *LOVE* @alfsplaining.bsky.social - the world's number 1 English Language ALF based podcast.

Album cover of Daphne Oram "Oramics", featuring a bespectacled woman holding a pen and stopwatch, with ruler and lines of magnetic tape in front of her

Album Cover of "Noisebox is Good for You", featuring Arthur Daley's hat

A Happy Toast cartoon of Rik Mayall as Alan B'Stard MP, with blue rosette stating "Vote B'Stard"

Having a spending spree #BandcampFriday, featuring music by @mitchbenn.bsky.social, @noiseboxradio.com, @benbaker.bsky.social and @ricardoautobahn.co.uk, with Alan B'Stard art by @happytoast.co.uk

And also Daphne Oram

I think that can only be answered by minds greater than mine. Probably in essay form

That's another one of mine

"Oh, bloody 'ell" in a mock-Yorkshire voice, modelled on Michael Palin's Lord of Swamp Castle

This is the future liberals want

The Thomas Tunnock Award was presented to Warrant Officer 1 Neil Aitken. Sponsored by Sir Boyd Tunnock, the grandson of Thomas Tunnock and owner of Tunnock’s confectionery, this award is given to those who provided the greatest influence on morale on board.

It's a grim business.

But, if you work hard to improve the morale of your crew, you get awarded a box of Tunnock's Teacakes

(I'm not sure if the USN has an equivalent)

This sounds similar to (but not the same as) how Railtrack was brought back into public ownership. The advantage is that the water companies are more vertically integrated, so we'd be closer to "Great British Water" than "Network Pipes"

If The War Queer is John Hurt, then we should be able to cross reference a few others
The Married Man (Upper Class) is Matt Smih
The Club type is Ncuti Gatwa
The Ship's Queer is Jon Pertwee

But is Eccleston the Demoralised Married Man or the Self-isolated Homosexual?

Kristi Noem: "It reminded me of the quote that is often attributed to George Orwell that states, 'Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else'"

Even before that you could only see them in a darkened room, when they were obscure.

Can someone write a book about a polite 6ft red-haired jump-scare, please?

I'd like my daughter to dress as one next year.

Oh, yeah, that too. Sorry

He's a party dude, he's got a cake.

Birthday parties, birthday cakes

Stick that in your concrete and grow it

If C&D are Aqua, this is their "Turn Back Time".

I first saw that on the Danny Baker quiz "Bygones". For some reason that is a strong teenage memory

Michael Palin on Windmill travelling on the DLR (part 1) YouTube video by Andrew Peel

Not that I'm against the concept, remember watching the Ur example on Windmill one Sunday lunchtime

youtu.be/g5VNPruQrJc?...

<Spins rolodex>

"OK then, Joel Dommett..."

<flicks through Usborne book of transport>

"...Riding a trolleybus..."

<looks at map>

"...In Budapest. Five half hour episodes and a best of introspection at the end"

No, it's not a Spitfire, that's the joke. I'm mad me. Messerschmitt Bf 109E-3 known as 'White 1' of the 1. Staffel of JG 76. This aircraft was captured by the French on 22 November 1939 after Feldwebel Karl Hier was forced down after combat between Hornsburg and Bitche. Hier force-landed 'White 1' at Goersdorf, near Woerth and the aircraft was soon repaired and evaluated by the French at the Centre d' Essais en Vol at Orleans-Bricy. This aircraft was then given to the RAF at Amiens in May 1940, where it was flown by Flying Officer Eric Brown of No.1 Squadron

Happy 90th Birthday to the Supermarine Spitfire, first flight today in 1936

#AchtungSpitfire

This is either a Charlie Brown reference or a distant semaphore signal reference. Either way, I'm here for it

Kernow bys vyken, onan hag oll!

"I noticed a shmall shinkhole on the 13th tee, whish ish not unushual. You're my besht mate, you are"