Your dad double-clicks on hyperlinks.
06.03.2026 20:46
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Your dad double-clicks on hyperlinks.
Do they expect you to pay money for their offspring?
Honestly have no idea.
No ♥️
I'm jealous, I've never managed to win the ticket lottery for that one!
I think the worst part of being in property-buying purgatory for the last half-year is that WE CAN SEE the flat we're trying to buy from the window of the flat we're currently renting. I am so impatient and frustrated.
I went to the same studio to watch a filming of Russell Howard's Good News and they were VERY strict about people not taking photos. Maybe they've relaxed that now.
It's not even Mark Wayne. It's Markwayne. What in tarnation..?
You're doing that on purpose, Marcus.
What the fuck is a markwayne
aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
Don't say that to her face, you'll give her a complex.
If you can sing the tone of a 56k modem then yes, we're talking.
Well now you have!
£35-40k dependent on experience (as an IT support technician).
I get bloat from it. S'why I stopped.
Had to look in on LinkedIn to post a job vacancy. Feels a bit dirty.
Anyway come and work with me.
Oh god, no, don't come! It'll be horrible.
It was a chain of student pubs that was around from the mid-90s until about 2015. If a city or big town had a university, there was invariably a Scream pub near campus. I used to run one.
Somebody at Southend Pride has asked me to DJ at Southend Pride and now I'm having an attack of the I'm-not-good-enoughs.
I can't say why but this is giving me big Scream pub energy. Were you in a Scream student pub at the time?
Kate Bush - Moments of Pleasure
Jeff Buckley - Morning Theft
Death Cab For Cutie - I Will Follow You Into The Dark
Anything about the fleeting, fragility of life, I suppose.
Southend and the estuary have gone. All that remains are the foghorns toot tooting.
Receptionist in 'hateful old cunt' shock.
No I do that and get incredibly angry at myself too.
I understand this reference!
Nice big windows. Would be a shame if somebody smashed them.
Oh he helps busy people lose fat and gain muscle! A USP.
