Ian Cleverly (@mr-celery)

Ooh, I say…

4 shots, 3 goals, by the way

#miiiiiiiiiiiiiii

07.03.2026 14:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mindblowingly inept, isn’t it? Second guy I spoke to, my opening gambit was: DO NOT HANG UP ON ME! He got the message

06.03.2026 18:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Schadenfreude?

06.03.2026 14:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Guy answered after 20 minutes, then cut me off after 30 seconds. Great service 👍

06.03.2026 14:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HMRC hold music. Endless noodley-doodley bollocks interspersed with a message about how “important your call is to us”

06.03.2026 14:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Medway, baby!

05.03.2026 11:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Co-funded by the EU 🤦🏼

05.03.2026 10:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Farewell then, special relationship. And good riddance

03.03.2026 22:07 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Spotted somebody today moaning that Facebook “only” permits 8,000 words in a post. F my old boots 🤦🏼

03.03.2026 17:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Proffering advice to a travel writer. Read this. Look and learn, son, look and learn

03.03.2026 16:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ooh I say…

01.03.2026 14:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Name that pub

26.02.2026 17:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

'They took me on a gamble' - meet the British cycling team fighting to make junior racing more accessible Team PAU are highlighting the financial barriers faced by young riders in a series of short films

Spot on. Thank you Meg. And @nedboulting.bsky.social for the vocals www.cyclingweekly.com/racing/briti...

26.02.2026 11:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh my…

26.02.2026 09:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What time is lunch?

23.02.2026 15:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rusty but holding a beat

23.02.2026 09:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Back at it #GodMadeMePunky

22.02.2026 17:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Kernal, from Bermondsey. They never miss in my book

22.02.2026 14:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mild out

22.02.2026 12:57 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

There’s a lot of ends in this curling business, eh? Come on, Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

21.02.2026 19:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mind yer chips, mate

21.02.2026 19:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What IS she building in there?

21.02.2026 18:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Smear tactics

21.02.2026 18:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Noted, cheers pal

19.02.2026 23:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Loved the Spice Girls personally, but whatever

19.02.2026 20:39 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Haha bloody ha!

19.02.2026 14:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Booked a speed awareness course. Fair cop 🚨

19.02.2026 10:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Abandon shipment: how an Amazon van got marooned on the UK’s ‘most dangerous path’ Driver reportedly checked with base and was told to continue when GPS directed van on to Essex mudflats

Fine piece of writing, this, in case you were wondering about that Amazon van www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

18.02.2026 15:26 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Bike delivery day. Bagged all the spaces on the train

18.02.2026 12:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The staff at M&S Heston services are simply delightful. End of message

17.02.2026 17:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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