Alex 🫩

Chuck Ream accepting a sarcastic apology

Lol

Here's the word you're looking for. en.wiktionary.org/wiki/kill

My PowerEdge R815 is still running memory tests.

It's on day 4 🫩

Deep fried Muppets meme: News outlets be like "save on gas!" My brother in Christ I haven't bought gas in 4 years

If only there were a way to get around other than the F950 Stadtpanzer Super Duty Crew Cab Extended Bed Kindermoord Edition.

Looks like a rosy red minnow to me.

Notepad? The one with AI slop?

I hope you're using ed. ed is the standard text editor.

Don't forget to put a big bar on the top that says "THIS PAGE BEST VIEWED IN INTERNET EXPLORER 5 AT 1024x768 RESOLUTION"

Time to go for a bike ride!

Michigan is doing it even worse. We should be on central time 🫩

Spring Forward be like "You lose an hour, you lose an hour, everyone loses an hour!"

This weekend, the government steals an hour of sleep and forces early waking for the next eight months!

Cartoon depicting a planet Earth covered in freeways and oil wells wheezing and complaining to a Sun doctor who says, "Take six billion of these and call me in the morning." He's holding a bicycle.

Cartoonist: Neal Skorpen

Are you putting vbscript back into your web pages too?

Btw there are apps that'll combine all those disparate CSS files into one for you.

"Explorer can have a little bacon, as a treat."

-- Bernie Sanders

As a do-nothing with delusions of grandeur and an inflated ego I resent the comparison to vibe coders.

Ugh less than 24 hours until Michigan goes from summer time to double summer time 🫩

Pics or it didn't happen

Give Demetrios a head pat from me.

a man with a beard and a signature look of superiority Alt: a man with a beard and a signature look of superiority

Me on the bus watching people desperately fill up their cars...

“Given overwhelming evidence that Daylight Saving Time is harmful for sleep and associated with detrimental outcomes across all ages, the position of the National Sleep Foundation is to adopt permanent Standard Time.” #DitchDST @sleepfoundation.bsky.social www.sleephealthjournal.org/article/S235...

The city where I live has a pretty decent transport-as-a-service option that's both cheaper than driving (even my EV) and often more convenient for me. It's not perfect, but the chauffeurs are also happy to help me load my bike onto the vehicles, which is pretty awesome!

As a South African living in the US I would love the US to turn into South Africa.

More likely I'm just going to move back.

People are in such a rush to wait in line, often with tragic consequences!

AI slop of two men only identifiable by their misspelled names, with the headline "BULLDOZER BOYS WILL HARVEST ANN ARBOR"

I'll have you know this AI slop was made by a *septuagenarian*!

Why he felt the need to attack two private citizens in his ~~screed~~ announcement that he's running for city council can probably be at least partially explained by leaded gasoline.

Seat is springy.

BOIOIOIOINNNNNG!

I'm looking at selling my electric car (now that I have enough electric bikes to cover all my use cases). Maybe the used market will spike.