Hi. I'm Dan.

A digitally drawn homage to the George Herriman comic strip Krazy Kat. Starting left of frame we see yellow Ignatz Mouse having just thrown a brick which is sailing across the center of the frame and in another instant will bash the oblivious Krazy Kat (a blue bipedal cartoon cat wearing a red scarf) in the back of the head as he walks innocently to the right. Everything is drawn in rough black pen and colored in pale washes. A speech bubble from Ignatz reads ‘Maybe it will…’, the word ’Happen’ appears in the whooshing trail of the sailing brick, and a final speech bubble belonging to the Kat reads ‘…Today’.

The TL;dr version:

-6 tourneys/year (odd numbered months) for 15 days.

-6 Divisions: Divs 3-6 have 7 matches Divs 1-2 15 matches
-best record wins
-no weight classes

Object is to force your opponent out of the ring or make them touch the ground with any body part but the bottom of their feet

Its nearly the weekend, which means new sumo tournament about to begin. If you're new to it, ask me questions! Happy to help if i can!

Straight up. Brian of Morbius last night, when Solos fired that gun that looks like a disassembled Trombone? Both cats ran for the bedroom.

CHECO! I SEE CHECO!!!!

Outbound a trunk? Only way to know its legit.

I miss the old crew. The ones who had seen all manner of shit and crushed it. You. Youre one of those. ❤️

Rachel, I adore you. Fucking get them.

You already are a fan favorite, sir.

Oh no....

Going to that guy's white house is all the rest of the fence sitters in MLS to finally hop over and join us in hating Miami.

That is what the "preventative cream" excuse was for his red rash neck. Its to keep Luis away!!!

I did. The price was right for the standard version, and I had enough fun in the stress test to give them $40

40 % drop in 2 years? People not buying anymore? I havent been in. 2 seasons.

Thats 3 days of no training for Paul?

Seattle invented playing in Mexico for League's Cup.

Can we just get through this day so I can go home and play marathon?

I need this ticket true.

Noem isn't being fired, she's being reassigned, like a disgraced Catholic priest.

A montage of black and white midcentury advertisement art including: a skull wearing a crown, a little girl praying, a woman putting a finger to her lips and making a thoughtful expression with a ? next to her head, and another woman making a very frowny face while holding in front of her a mask of her own face making a very manic expression. A speech bubble coming from the little girl contains mismatched typography reading, ‘Maybe it will happen today’. This is all on a toned paper background and make to look crumpled and worn.

Women: We live in a constant state of vigilance because men pose a constant threat to us, here are literally millions of corroborating stories.

Men: What a scary time for men this is.

a man wearing glasses and a tie is smiling while sitting in a chair ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie is smiling while sitting in a chair

The Foxborough town board telling the Kraft org and FIFA they won't front the $7.8 million money for the security funding for World Cup is 👨‍🍳💋

"If you don't have the money, we won't grant the entertainment license you need to hold the event"

I found the other 2.

@beaglehaus.com long promised.

The Kate Spade tea set (well, two of the dishes and cups)

Not gonna lie, I looked at the grid just now and got a big smile on my face seeing Lando wearing number 1. (Incidently, Max is now number 3)

Totes fair

Ever done Venice is Sinking? Hiba and I have wanted to go for a while.

I was getting ribs. I missed the penalty call, but I got to see the shot so o guess that's okay.

I can now apparently godlike on Twitch, and it'll show me as live here in bluesky. That will be useful come ExtraLife time....

My wife has completely cut the cord from social media. She tells me every time im angry:

"Dan, social media is bad. Its bad for you. Stop looking at it."

And I, a man, of course continue to subject myself to it. Though I have started unfollowing accounts.