What the Apple OS update thinks I want: for it to look like I’m typing in my saved usernames and passwords

What I really want: An easy way to find my voicemail.

When you learn the RTO has an open office floor plan

Has someone made the tonsil hockey joke about heated rivalry yet? I’m not online enough but trust it’s covered.

Yes

This person took this when they called the race

Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.

This is a picture of Mamdani in a bodega being interviewed by shop cats and he is saying I love bodega cats. It’s also translated in Spanish. There are no cats in this picture.

We did it. It’s nice to feel hope again. #mamdani #nycmayor #cats

A screenshot of next Door from Friday, October 31st Halloween complaining of a group of 100 juveniles in street this is in Pacific Heights in San Francisco

Nextdoor in a single image. #nextdoor

Zohran with his hand on his chest leaning into the passenger side window of a taxi, talking with the driver.

Zohran extending his hand to shake hands with a taxi driver through the window.

An airport worker showing Zohran something on his phone, both are smiling.

For New Yorkers who work the night shift, it can be nearly impossible to participate in political life of our city.

So tonight we’re bringing this campaign to them — starting with taxi drivers waiting at LaGuardia.

It’s a cutie Mini pumpkin painted to look like Frankenstein

Lil’ Frankenstein pumpkin to interject in the non-stop horrors that is 2025.

5 Calls Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.

I just called my reps with @5calls.org, to share my voice on funding SNAP and WIC, you should too: 5calls.org

Where is the DNC leadership right now? We need to be running ads about the ballroom, the Argentina bailout, the SNAP funding…we’re just going to say “oh well?” And twiddle our thumbs while democracy continues to die and children are days away from starving???

Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.

A zoomed in photo of a gray French bulldog’s snoot. Taken on an iPhone by a 10 year old. He’s on my lap and you can see my emotional support water bottle in the background

Timeline cleanser: extreme closeup of Peter Barker

Saint Anthony’s foundation Saturday, October 25 from 9 AM to noon at the most holy Redeemer Church 100 Diamond St. 94114 items needed clothing and shoes in good condition. Items urgently needed new men’s underwear and socks.

Tomorrow St. Anthony’s is hosting their #clothingdrive in #sf - urgently needed items include men’s underwear and socks. 🧦

The Gravity of Cartoon Physics; or, Schrödinger’s Coyote | ELOPE: English Language Overseas Perspectives and Enquiries When Wile E. coyote goes off a cliff, instead of falling in a parabolic arc, he comes to a halt in mid-air, hangs there until he realizes that he is no longer on solid ground, then falls. Many critics and, indeed, the creators of the cartoons themselves, describe this as “cartoon physics,” which breaks the rules that appear to govern the real world, but several principles of modern physics are in fact depicted here. He is both falling and not falling; when he is able to observe his situation, the laws of quantum physics catch up with him. This, and the principle of relativity, govern the apparent paradoxes of the cartoon world. Although the coyote was, according to his creators, conceived as a parody of a modern scientist and played for laughs, he illustrates several paradoxes of modern science and the unease with which these are widely viewed. These cartoon physics have become a meme that has developed in later animated cartoons and live-action science fiction films, and is now even a part of modern-day science textbooks.

If you want a long read about cartoon physics I just found this thesis and it made me momentarily forget about the constant horrors journals.uni-lj.si/elope/articl...

The playbill is handy. 🥁

A home made Kermit the frog puppet looking down and to the left

A home made Kermit the frog puppet saying “YAAAAY” but his arms are down not up because I didn’t make arm rods yet. I’m not sure what material to use since all my coat hangers are those fancy ones with Velvet from the movie Joy.

Me? Just made my first muppet. And I just learned to sew this month! NBD.

#muppets #themuppets #kermit #crafting

Who should be in charge of the Lourves robbery case? Right answers only. “Mr. Monk goes to Paris”

A white delivery van covered in graffiti saying, Internet archive, and on the front of the car, it say Tony Vanza. The picture is the van on the street and it was taken on an iPhone by me.

The @archive.org has a van called ‘tony vanza’ in case anyone was wondering. When this one breaks down I imagine the next one will be named ‘Vangela’

I’ll see myself out.

So is now the time for everyone in America to order their ‘free emergency pizza’ from Dominos?

My garden is blooming and I planted it and tend it in your memory.

I don’t like that some fish have teeth.

You have to do it.

Happy birthday you wonderful human!!

“We must always be wary of those who with sounding brass and a tinkling cymbal preach the "ism" of appeasement.

We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American eagle in order to feather their own nests” FDR state of the union, 1941

I have no difficulty saying Trump and Musk caused the deaths of some of the 50+ people who died in the floods in Texas.

And here's why: these two men with no expertise in disaster preparedness were told not to cut the positions they cut—and were told people would die if they did.

Then people died.

I always said my drag name would be Lazy Susan B. Anthony but now I’m seriously considering Paige Turner.

it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts