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this is something I would do, but only to be able to cross it off immediately

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

what a wonderful day to be inside on calls until 6pm

but will he wear them

My guess is they’ve been billing you for the wrong meter and just now realizing their fuck up.

Since I don't have any children, I unconsciously shop for friends, and then I'll be looking at my cart like "Yes, these pants are a great deal. No, he doesn't need a larger size 'to grow into' - he is 30. Wait, why am I shopping for Dockers for Ryan"

Sometimes when I'm shopping, I accidentally turn into an Italian American mother

some of you need to put down the pokémon and pick up the albolene.

going through someone i haven’t seen in 12 years instagram and realizing they really committed to having a bad haircut a decade ago and have not looked back since

I’m just recording audio notes for fake arguments I am having with you

the fantasy is alive and well until you speak 😌

I read almost 400 of these quoted posts before deciding I am more interesting than most of the people on this website.

did you know that? do THEY know that?

Barrett Pall and Jordan Bach are not the same person??

Reader, I married him.

these babies got married at city hall 10 years ago today

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my interpretation is that this is literal and there will be a scene where Cindy is called a Karen and random bystanders are recording/streaming her for hyper-microagressions

this is definitely not more efficient than a towel

that’s what gives them that je ne sais quoi

what is it about a locker room that makes men over 60 want to blow dry their balls? call me crazy but i feel like they’re not doing this at home

Also as someone who loves Del Toro, Oscar Isaac, Mia Goth, and Jacob Elordi; every award Frankenstein wins that isn’t related to design, costumes, or makeup leaves me confused.

I think this is going to be the first year since I was in college that I will have seen everything nominated for Best Picture, Lead, Supporting, Writing, and Directing

well the fun thing is they barely give you anything to eat on domestic flights now, even going cross country, so I would have

the part of the terminal we were at yesterday only had one dining option and the avocado toast was $25 🥴

There are actually 2x$100 prizes and they go to the first and second people to make the nude DJ cum respectively

RIP to hundreds of Iranians and one American vacation

i bring a certain “can i pop the pimple on your back” energy to the function that guys doing a cycle don’t really fw

my nyc babies: come watch me wiggle my big apple around at cmon everybody tn, clothing check, my underwear is the tip jar