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Evan

@evan.best

Tech consultant. Jack of many trades, master of none. Mostly harmless. πŸ“ Fresh Coast

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a sign that says " what is even happening " next to a dumpster ALT: a sign that says " what is even happening " next to a dumpster
10.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’d be a nice change of pace.

10.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For a brief moment early on, we called them skoots.

10.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Initial impressions? Same direction it was going before.

09.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She’s staying at the company, refocusing on innovation, and a seasoned CEO is coming in to take the reins. Seems reasonable.

09.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Goes where?

09.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I could be wrong, but I believe many bomb shelters in Israel are subsidized by non-profits or the government. That isn’t happening elsewhere.

They’ve also been the target of far more rocket fire than any other country in the region, so it became a standard part of new construction.

09.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The AI we wanted: Janet from the good place 
The AI we got: Derek from the good place

The AI we wanted: Janet from the good place The AI we got: Derek from the good place

the AI we wanted vs the AI we got

08.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
I'VE JUST SUCKED ONE HOUR OF YOUR LIFE AWAY

TELL ME... HOW DO YOU FEEL?

I'VE JUST SUCKED ONE HOUR OF YOUR LIFE AWAY TELL ME... HOW DO YOU FEEL?

Happy #DaylightSavings to those that celebrate.

08.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This would be amazing.

08.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Good:
Firing Kristi Noem

Better:
Firing Kristi Noem out of a cannon, into the sun

Good: Firing Kristi Noem Better: Firing Kristi Noem out of a cannon, into the sun

07.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every morning when I wake up next to @jess.blue.

07.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
07.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Despite insisting otherwise, she did not starve to death in the hours between this photo and when I actually fed her.

06.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I agree. You should be able to pick any emote when you like a post!

06.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday to those definitely separate people!

06.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A black cat sitting next to her empty food bowl. She is staring directly at the camera.

A black cat sitting next to her empty food bowl. She is staring directly at the camera.

β€œYou may notice as you walk past that my bowl is empty.”
#catsky #catsofbluesky #cats

06.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

That’s exactly what’s going on.

06.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In IT, can confirm.

06.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A billion dollars a day could buy breakfast and lunch for every single child in America.

06.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms was fantastic. Highly recommended, even if you’ve never seen Game of Thrones. Perfectly Arthurian, but in the GoT universe. It left me eager to get to another renaissance faire.

05.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Such a beast. My second cell phone.

05.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He definitely had *cough* skin in the game.

05.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

☹️

05.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s because this administration doesn’t see anything wrong with killing protesters.

05.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a gold tooth.

05.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says you raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly sir . ALT: a cartoon character says you raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly sir .
05.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What if it’s undiagnosed, but I’m aware of it?

05.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am grateful to not have this.

04.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0