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A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a nerdy writer, editor, motorcycle rider, ham radio geek, former van lifer, and current all-around weirdo. Writer at Jalopnik and elsewhere. a.k.a. Smokey Da Van, Knerd Rider.

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This Car Is Powered By Vapes, But Not The Way You Think - Jalopnik Free energy is tempting, but don't try this at home.

Contrary to popular belief, this is not a Subaru.

12.03.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lawsuit Seeks To Strike Down Florida License Plate Frame Ban After Man's Arrest For Having One On Rental Car - Jalopnik When even the police agree the law is poorly written, it's time for a change.

As the law is currently written, the license plate frame the dealer put on my camper van when I bought it could get me arrested because it slightly covers the final E of β€œSunshine State.”

09.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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2026 Honda Prelude Accelerates Only Slightly Slower Than A Civic Hybrid, Unless You Use S+ Shifts In Which Case It's Noticeably Slower - Jalopnik In Car and Driver's testing the Prelude hit 60 mph in 6.5 seconds, or 7.3 seconds with the simulated shifts turned on.

It’s not much quicker than a *1997* Prelude SH. Press the S+ button and it’s a bit slower, because progress.

09.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Now's Your Chance To Buy A Turbine-Powered Mustang Drag Racer Named 'Krispy Kritter' - Jalopnik The builder pretty much just wrapped the Mustang body around the turbine, then slapped a few more parts on to make it roll.

It’s called β€œKrispy Kritter” for a reason.

β€œYOUR CAR AND YOURSELF ONE PUFF OF SMOKE”

08.03.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pennsylvania's License Plate Readers Can't Tell The Difference Between The New Zero And Eight - Jalopnik Pennsylvania has switched up their license plates, but now its plate readers are issuing tickets to the wrong drivers because they can't read the plates.

License plate readers, you had one job.

06.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How I arrived on Bluesky

05.03.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This Poor, Abandoned Acura MDX Gathered $8,660 In Parking Tickets - Jalopnik An abandoned Acura MDX with nearly $9,000 in unpaid parking tickets is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to St. Louis' parking problems.

This started as a story about a poor, abandoned car. It turned into a story about a city government that puts the β€œfun” in β€œdysfunctional.”

05.03.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All the cool kids lived in Acton. I did, twice.

05.03.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with tears running down his face says it was said that you would destroy the sith not join them Alt: a man with tears running down his face says it was said that you would destroy the sith not join them
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Thanks for the tip! I just signed up and followed you there.

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Americans Get No Help Fleeing Middle East As War Shuts Down Some Of The World's Busiest Airports - Jalopnik This past Sunday alone, 3,400 flights across seven airports were canceled.

Tens of thousands of American travelers are stranded in the Middle East after Iranian attacks on civilian airports in the region. Meanwhile, the U.S. government is recommending that 500,000 to 1 million Americans "depart now via commercial means," even though no such transportation is available.

04.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If You Can't Afford A Miata, How About A BMW Z3? - Jalopnik The original inline-4 Z3s were never particularly popular and people seem to have mostly forgotten about them.

Sometimes my writing takes me shopping. Occasionally, it finds what might be my next car.

03.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Poor shaftmanship - SUZUKI GS850 Review
Poor shaftmanship - SUZUKI GS850 Review YouTube video by FortNine

I wish I could send this video back in time to my younger self. Then I’d know there’s completely separate oil for the front part of the shaft drive and I wouldn’t have let it leak dry, destroying my first bike, a GS650L, beyond economical repair.

02.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cops PIT Family Bringing Child To Hospital For Traveling 10 Miles Over Speed Limit - Jalopnik Prosecutors have dropped all charges against Hess, including a felony charge of speeding while fleeing. How generous.

It's already stressful when your child is sick. That stress level ratchets up just a little bit when a state trooper protects and serves by spinning you into a concrete wall and pulling you from the car at gunpoint.

02.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How The 'Non-Passenger Work Vehicle' Became The Family Car - Jalopnik It all goes back to the early 1970s.

I wrote this last week before we bombed Iran (again), but this sentence jumps out at me:

"In 1973, Arab oil producers didn't care for U.S. support of Israel and turned off the taps, leading to shortages, long lines at gas stations, and skyrocketing fuel prices."

I don't imagine that's changed.

02.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t even watch MotoGP in peace for 13 laps without them two dickheads bombing a country

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Toyota's Coupe-Bodied Rally Prototype Could Be Previewing The New Celica - Jalopnik We don't know for sure what this is yet, as the 2027 WRC rules allow for bespoke designs, but it sure seems like this could be based on the rumored new Celica.

I'm not convinced that it's the new Celica, but that is one of several possible explanations for this new body style.

27.02.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Africa (Toto)...but it lists every country in Africa
Africa (Toto)...but it lists every country in Africa YouTube video by There I Ruined It

This is even better than the Animaniacs' geography lesson, which is pretty amazing.

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Massachusetts Holds Lottery For Low-Number 250th Anniversary License Plates - Jalopnik It does seem a little strange to enter a lottery to win the honor of paying more for your license plates, but many Bay Staters do it every year.

It's a lottery where you pay more if you win. But you do get a cool low license plate number, which is a serious status symbol in Massachusetts.

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The Neighborhood Where Residents Can't Leave Or Enter Without Paying A Toll - Jalopnik Residents have been complaining to the various businesses and government entities involved, hoping for some relief from the constant tolls.

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

24.02.2026 05:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jaguar F-Type Driver Survives Stuffing Car Under Back Of Stopped School Bus - Jalopnik The driver was cited for following too closely, which may be the understatement of the century.

This is why automated emergency braking exists. Paying attention while you're driving helps, too.

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I'll just leave this here for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

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AI Data Center Demand May Cause A New Chip Shortage That Will Affect Auto Manufacturing, Again - Jalopnik I'd better get that Xbox memory upgrade before it's too late.

AI ruins everything.

19.02.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Seven people standing shoulder to shoulder against a plain blue background. Most wear matching dark blue zip-front jumpsuits with colored piping on the shoulders. One person at the right wears a textured gray outfit with a brown belt. All face forward with neutral or serious expressions.

Seven people standing shoulder to shoulder against a plain blue background. Most wear matching dark blue zip-front jumpsuits with colored piping on the shoulders. One person at the right wears a textured gray outfit with a brown belt. All face forward with neutral or serious expressions.

Oh snap…! Just hit me that Star Trek: Enterprise should’ve been called Star Trek: The Previous Generation.

17.02.2026 07:59 πŸ‘ 1197 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 8
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Motorsports Park And Motorcycle Museum Founder George Barber Jr. Dead At 85 - Jalopnik He'd also gotten into vintage motorcycle racing, and wanted the machines in his museum to not just look good, but also be in running condition.

If you ever have a chance to visit, I HIGHLY recommend it. Most photos in this are from my 2023 visit. I made a massive detour all the way across Alabama to see it, and it was totally worth it.

17.02.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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China May Be Regulating Yoke Steering Wheels Out Of Existence In New Safety Standards - Jalopnik While not a direct ban, making it impossible for yoke steering wheels to pass the test has pretty much the same effect.

They look cool on "Knight Rider," and that's about all they're good for.

17.02.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This 22-Year-Old Audi A2 Is Still Able To Get 100 MPG - Jalopnik They sure don't make 'em like they used to.

They don't make 'em like they used to, back when you didn't need the complexity of a hybrid to get excellent fuel economy. I'll take an EF Honda CRX HF for my hypermiler, thank you.

17.02.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If our government won’t do it, another one with extradition should.

17.02.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! BUTTONS!!! And knobs. And switches. Things you can touch and use by muscle memory.

17.02.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Google map of a 4 hour, 200 mile route from the Grand Canyon's North Rim to South Rim, vs. the route AI suggested to simply jump across the canyon

Google map of a 4 hour, 200 mile route from the Grand Canyon's North Rim to South Rim, vs. the route AI suggested to simply jump across the canyon

View across the Grand Canyon from the South Rim to the North Rim, several miles wide

View across the Grand Canyon from the South Rim to the North Rim, several miles wide

I don't think even them Duke Boys could make that jump.

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