Contrary to popular belief, this is not a Subaru.
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A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a nerdy writer, editor, motorcycle rider, ham radio geek, former van lifer, and current all-around weirdo. Writer at Jalopnik and elsewhere. a.k.a. Smokey Da Van, Knerd Rider.
As the law is currently written, the license plate frame the dealer put on my camper van when I bought it could get me arrested because it slightly covers the final E of βSunshine State.β
Itβs not much quicker than a *1997* Prelude SH. Press the S+ button and itβs a bit slower, because progress.
Itβs called βKrispy Kritterβ for a reason.
βYOUR CAR AND YOURSELF ONE PUFF OF SMOKEβ
How I arrived on Bluesky
This started as a story about a poor, abandoned car. It turned into a story about a city government that puts the βfunβ in βdysfunctional.β
All the cool kids lived in Acton. I did, twice.
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Tens of thousands of American travelers are stranded in the Middle East after Iranian attacks on civilian airports in the region. Meanwhile, the U.S. government is recommending that 500,000 to 1 million Americans "depart now via commercial means," even though no such transportation is available.
Sometimes my writing takes me shopping. Occasionally, it finds what might be my next car.
I wish I could send this video back in time to my younger self. Then Iβd know thereβs completely separate oil for the front part of the shaft drive and I wouldnβt have let it leak dry, destroying my first bike, a GS650L, beyond economical repair.
It's already stressful when your child is sick. That stress level ratchets up just a little bit when a state trooper protects and serves by spinning you into a concrete wall and pulling you from the car at gunpoint.
I wrote this last week before we bombed Iran (again), but this sentence jumps out at me:
"In 1973, Arab oil producers didn't care for U.S. support of Israel and turned off the taps, leading to shortages, long lines at gas stations, and skyrocketing fuel prices."
I don't imagine that's changed.
Canβt even watch MotoGP in peace for 13 laps without them two dickheads bombing a country
I'm not convinced that it's the new Celica, but that is one of several possible explanations for this new body style.
This is even better than the Animaniacs' geography lesson, which is pretty amazing.
It's a lottery where you pay more if you win. But you do get a cool low license plate number, which is a serious status symbol in Massachusetts.
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
This is why automated emergency braking exists. Paying attention while you're driving helps, too.
I'll just leave this here for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
Seven people standing shoulder to shoulder against a plain blue background. Most wear matching dark blue zip-front jumpsuits with colored piping on the shoulders. One person at the right wears a textured gray outfit with a brown belt. All face forward with neutral or serious expressions.
Oh snapβ¦! Just hit me that Star Trek: Enterprise shouldβve been called Star Trek: The Previous Generation.
If you ever have a chance to visit, I HIGHLY recommend it. Most photos in this are from my 2023 visit. I made a massive detour all the way across Alabama to see it, and it was totally worth it.
They look cool on "Knight Rider," and that's about all they're good for.
They don't make 'em like they used to, back when you didn't need the complexity of a hybrid to get excellent fuel economy. I'll take an EF Honda CRX HF for my hypermiler, thank you.
If our government wonβt do it, another one with extradition should.
Yes! BUTTONS!!! And knobs. And switches. Things you can touch and use by muscle memory.
Google map of a 4 hour, 200 mile route from the Grand Canyon's North Rim to South Rim, vs. the route AI suggested to simply jump across the canyon
View across the Grand Canyon from the South Rim to the North Rim, several miles wide
I don't think even them Duke Boys could make that jump.