ShordeeDoWhop

Body by Don Toliver on Apple Music Song · 2026 · Duration 2:35

Baby come hurr
Ima grip on ya 🥵

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As @andrewperez.bsky.social and I report here, including by quoting an email from the trump White House we got more than a year ago, the supposed last straw for Noem was also (lol) based on obvious lies.

Trump signed off. Noem has been telling this story for more than a year, publicly…

Real ones know the cast iron skillet with the lid in the oven is the best way to reheat food. Now you know and knowings half the battle

This or that oven reheat?! Or the steam reheat? All fire lol

a man wearing a lakers jersey is laying on the floor ALT: a man wearing a lakers jersey is laying on the floor

Me all day 😂😂

lol the amount of times these ppl say fuck the kids 😭😩

So crazy

This lady missed her son’s bday to just go get a hug and a kiss on the side of the road close to the halfway house.

💀

Love During Lockup is so fascinating because everyone involved knows this footage is forever. And they’re still on this show.

You know you’re at a Black funeral when:

Sampled these.

They're pretty bogus. Tastes like the can it came in and they're, what, 5.9% ABV? You might as well have a Whiteclaw.

if you're hoping we called him a ho, you might be in for a disappointment. if you hope that we got a chance to ask some follow-ups and still tried to cover a lot of ground, then you still might be disappointed but not as disappointed lol. either way, i think it's worth checking out!

That funeral has a few Epstein list guest stars on the front row.

Sad.

Happy to share!

The good Doctor has reflections: 🥳🥳🥳🥳

She’s such an amazing person, being her friend is easy. 🫶🏽

It’s a hole in the wall spot with strong drinks that has our name on it! I better be on that list. 😭

Called in and listened instead. Amazing watching my girl, Dr. Kristin, start and finish this process.

🥹🥹

The burger CEO hoopla was over the minute P Terry’s showed up.

Now that is a good burger.

ALL OF EM lmao munchin & hunchin!
There’s a post of something Taraji & Queen Latifah hosted. He said everybody on the guest list was giving it up lmao

Even included mayor Lori as a host to bring the girls out 💀😂

Funky Dineva has the middle aged aunties upset because he has a lil list of Hollywood aunties he thinks are on the DL.

The queers know our people 😂😂😂

Durag & all. And 😛

I be in my backyard like this on a random Tuesday night. Hell yes 🕺🏽

This website isn’t for me if yall saying niggas hate spaghetti now. Gahleeee

i hate the term "POC" i honestly dont know why people who identify as such use it.

it reads as this:

person.

and then there's a person of color.

i'm not anybody's exception. it makes white the standard.

That truth must’ve really hit different the other day

“POC women don’t…”

I don’t even use the phrase POC. I don’t relate to it. That doesn’t involve me.

You can’t even address Black people in your false assessment of what a BW said about another BW she doesn’t agree with politically.

F+

a group of men are sitting in a car laughing and covering their ears . ALT: a group of men are sitting in a car laughing and covering their ears .

Now. Run me a check, I’ll listen to your poorly constructed argument all you want. 😊

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I have to respect your thoughts, and your decision making skills for me to respect your opinion enough to possibly debate.

I don’t. You’re a stranger who is upset I have an opinion and a platform. You’re 13 years late.

My opinion has already been stated there’s literally nothing to debate, babe.

Go join a team.

I THINK I can do it 😂😂