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Don't you hate that? Currently listening to a podcaster reading short stories in which he has so far mispronounced antimacassar as ANTi-macasSAHR, and cypress as SIPrus. Can't help but lose the thread of the narrative in my annoyance.

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Outspoken women’s rights campaigner Kellie-Jay Keen devastates Zack Polanski on X

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Top footballer, deeply disappointing politician.

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Change starts here Join over 500,000,000 people creating real change in their communities.

Thank you for the follow up. Eventually I went to change.org, logged in, then found my way to the petition within the site.

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Which man? Is it someone we know? #TheArchers

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Very odd. I'm still not signing it.

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In other news this week, John Nettles' latest death metal album enters the charts, Gemma Collins unveils her plans for streamlining the Shrewsbury bypass, and Piers Morgan announces he will be lead surgeon in my forthcoming heart transplant operation.

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'I don't need this. Or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game. The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp.'

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Change starts here Join over 500,000,000 people creating real change in their communities.

I support the petition, but why does it default to a Borehamwood address? Actually, why does it require an address at all? I don't think that's a standard change.org requirement.

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You never hear much about the youngest of the McGann brothers: Renault

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As one high ranking official quoted another former high ranking official who, when asked why there aren’t women at negotiating tables, said: “Women? They’ll go to the enemy, make peace and the wars will end!”

That describes it pretty well.

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I can understand this. I’m a vegan of 30+ years but have eaten seafood with it for the last decade. I can’t defend it as a consistent ideological position, but it works for me. Milk still makes me shudder though.

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That looks delicious.

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My marriage is actually open right now. The only thing prohibiting my sleeping with other people is my wife.

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From humans to asparagus, females are females Many people attempt to undermine the material reality of sex by highlighting weird and wonderful examples of variation in the natural world. “But clownfish change sex [therefore sex is not ob…

'It’s not a matter of disagreement. Objective reality exists whether you choose to acknowledge it or not.'

Physician, heal thyself.

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He just wants to pee. That and to murder people.

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‘Multiple failures’: Urgent review after triple killer found living with foster children The NSW state government has ordered an urgent review after a convicted triple killer was found living with foster children – despite the department being informed in December.

"Reginald Arthurell, who now goes by Regina, was convicted of stabbing HER stepfather to death in 1974, bashing a man to death in a robbery in 1981, and beating HER former partner to death while on parole in 1991. SHE was released on parole in 2020."

Fuck this shit.

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But still as eager as ever to tell the rest of the world where it's apparently going wrong.

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Blithe Spirit (1945)

'But I’d really not want to live with Jenny’s ghost if I was her!'
Although, as plot developments go, that would be nicely out of left field for #TheArchers.

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There are hordes of Mirandas in the world. #TheArchers

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I disagree. That’s why I used it. What are you going to do, ban it?

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At the third stroke, it will be bollocks o’clock exactly.

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Oh, Wikipedia? You’ve got me bang to rights.

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Same old boilerplate. That’s why I think of you as the speaking cock.

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That’s precisely why it does make sense.

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I know I shouldn't, but I couldn't completely stifle a laugh upon learning that he had applied to change his gender to “miscellaneous”.

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'The AI assistant was offering me any help I needed. All I wanted was a living, breathing human' - Adrian Chiles

'The AI assistant was offering me any help I needed. All I wanted was a living, breathing human' - Adrian Chiles

It's as though he asked ChatGPT to create the archetypal Adrian Chiles column headline.

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Once again, I agree, absolutely.

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