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dmc5 almost got me to care about dubstep again for the first time since 2010

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Resident Evil Weak Spot

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so still a bit torn if i get memoire or not but i will decide after ys2 and origins

09.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

celceta i don't own anyway so it might be fine but oath in felghana i did get for cheap sometime ago on steam... but some of the changes in memoire still seem cool, even if technically visually it is a downgrade (though lets be real neither version is a looker)

09.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah

09.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

prepare four unforeseen cum sequences

09.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

another memoire rerelease huh

09.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"are you going to play the fatal frame 2 remake?"

no, i played the original on ps2. i know better

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β€œPiracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now πŸ”₯

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happy birthday geno

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a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

happy international women's day to all my international women

08.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 7180 πŸ” 2936 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 9

HE BUILT A SECRET BASE BY THE SEA
THE ROCKS ARE HIS TERRITORY

MILK TEA!

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reminds me of that mother 3 dance

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Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.

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one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism

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Pussy: Love Story from Titanic (ZX Spectrum, 2000)

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that is not what i fucking typed

07.03.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 1717 πŸ” 599 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 3

this is exactly the post i needed

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me: okay so what the hell is this whole tab in the inventory menu supposed to be
friend: alright that's the Cum Tab
me: mm-hm
friend: and in there is the cum counter, which you use to keep track of your total amount of cum
me: not just the cum i have on me, but the total amount of cum i own across the game world
friend: right, that's in your standard inventory. now, in the Cum Tab, you can buy cum perks, maximum cum increases, different kinds of cum (sad cum, etc), and it's really where you do the majority of all cum related work
me: everybody keeps mentioning cum crafting, though
friend: you do that at cum workbenches, which, yeah, is a whole other deal
me: and what's the point of picking up, managing, keeping, crafting, and otherwise using all this cum
me: do i get the true ending or something
friend: well if you want the ultimate weapons and gear,

me: okay so what the hell is this whole tab in the inventory menu supposed to be friend: alright that's the Cum Tab me: mm-hm friend: and in there is the cum counter, which you use to keep track of your total amount of cum me: not just the cum i have on me, but the total amount of cum i own across the game world friend: right, that's in your standard inventory. now, in the Cum Tab, you can buy cum perks, maximum cum increases, different kinds of cum (sad cum, etc), and it's really where you do the majority of all cum related work me: everybody keeps mentioning cum crafting, though friend: you do that at cum workbenches, which, yeah, is a whole other deal me: and what's the point of picking up, managing, keeping, crafting, and otherwise using all this cum me: do i get the true ending or something friend: well if you want the ultimate weapons and gear,

by total coincidence i came upon an old tumblr post of mine, the "cum tab" post, which i know someone here has been wanting to find again so now i get to share it with all of you too

08.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

you gotta give it to del toro man. after watching the movie i now want to fuck Frankenstein's monster

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we used to say computer show me a nude tayne

but now you wouldn't dare say grok show me a nude tayne. it would be wrong

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yeah i know

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for those unfamiliar with the emojis the jo cox foundation were promoting that would supposedly solve rudeness online

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