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would prefer to be shitposting rather than whining. pining for the fjords. used to run a nuclear reactor underwater. following based on {funny/articulate} posts. if you're not posting I'm likely not following back. pixelart avatar by @mona2.bsky π USA
Them: [horrified faces contemplating the medical standards they work under]
Me: And we didn't get the hang of film badges until a few years later. But what we had noticed was the depression of white blood cell counts due to over exposure, which we'd now call a symptom of acute radiation sickness.
A great Pyrenees, who looks like a four month old puppy, but is actually two years old, stares up at the camera with big brown eyes
The same great Pyrenees, now looking slightly off camera and with her mouth open as if she is smiling
Hallie Berry the micro Pyr says hello
Kalshi refused to let me bet on the Kalshi owner being arrested
That Iranian Navy ship we torpedoed had no ammunition on board because that was a requirement to participate in the MILAN 2026 exercise (organized by the Indian Navy).
The US Navy knew this because IT ALSO PARTICIPATED IN THE EXERCISE. What a national embarrassment.
newrepublic.com/post/207429/...
The drawing for this (and some other pieces are) up now at: www.tomgauld.com/art-for-sale
/3 It also omits some of the most striking evidence, like the fact that the mother specifically told the father to lock up the guns after she watched a documentary about a school shooting and he refused because he didnβt want to deal with the βshitstorm.β Thatβs depraved indifference right there.
/2 For instance, she treats it as an unanswered question why the mother wasnβt charged as well, even though prosecutors explicitly answered that: because the mother didnβt have custody, possession of the weapons, or the capacity to lock them up.
I think our country sinks beneath the yoke:
It weeps, it bleeds, and each new day a gash
Is added to her wounds.
tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.
child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.
@deadder.bsky.social
BlackRock just blocked investors from pulling their money after $1.2B tried to flee its $26B private credit fund. When Wall Street funds start limiting withdrawals, itβs usually a sign the βeverything is fineβ memo just expired. οΏΌ
The βmedia biasβ chart so many people keep sharing is very dumb. This one I made a few years ago contains the same information and is just as useful.
Bear in mind these are the same Americans who wouldn't wear a goddamn mask to keep from spreading a novel plague to their neighbors. Americans, by and large, aren't willing to sacrifice shit for their own children.
The question I would ask anyone cheering this is how would they feel if Iran put stuff like this out about dead Americans?
Dehumanizing your enemy is one of the ways you lose.
Hi, oil expert here! this is not funny, the benchmark cost of US light, sweet crude oil only does this when it's in extreme distress.
as others have pointed out, it's that this is now being openly and loudly and positively proclaimed as a strategic goal
Blowtorching diplomatic and humanitarian capacity while burning through military capabilities and alienating allies is malpractice of the highest order by the Secretary of State, the nation's top DIPLOMAT, and by the National Security Advisor. It does not help the military to kill US diplomacy. 14/
A proper press would ask her if the Dow is still 50K at every public appearance and if not what happened?
That's not true. But in February of 1846 the Mormons of Nauvoo began fleeing the city across the perhaps-miraculously frozen-over Mississippi River to avoid an interview with Chotiner.
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26
NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%
If Dolly were to give a press conference and announce she has a surprise, and then tear off her human skin to reveal herself as Trogdora the Burninator, about half of Bluesky (Yr Hmbl Crrspd't included) would immediately swear fealty to her and join whatever crusade she was leading.
Now, I spent most of my time at the Combined Arms and Services Staff School wasted on Jose Cuervo, but I think the technical planning term for that is "not just fucked, but FUCKED fucked, lmao."
But we have no reason to think consciousness is linked to those capabilities. Our animal ancestors were conscious well before they emerged. Itβs like expecting your car to lick itself because it and a cheetah both move fast.
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and weβre doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
No empire building apart from the empire building
My university received a few years ago the promise of the largest single gift to a public university in U.S. history. It was equivalent to 12 hours of bombing Iran.
peepeepoopoo @DeepDishEnjoyer FOR THE LAST TIME HE CAN'T TACO EVEN IF HE WANTED TO THE REGION IS NOW FILLED WITH ESSENTIALLY INDEPENDENT WARLORDS WHO HAVE MISSLES AND DRONES AND THE HATE ALL THE ARAB NATIONS SURROUNDING THEM 3:41 PM Β· Mar 5, 2026 Β· 250 Views https://x.com/deepdishenjoyer/status/2029658607659192732
nobody seems to fucking get this!!!! "the enemy gets a vote" but moreover trump/israel deliberately killed all the people at the top controlling the enemy, which does not destroy the enemy but in fact turns them into a dozen new, smaller enemies!! I feel like i'm going fucking insane
"We're fighting to win the war"
We are a week in and absolutely nobody has any idea what the political aim we're attempting to achieve is. Win what? Literally what are we fighting to achieve at the moment.
I have absolutely no idea atm if we are close to winning because I have no idea what we want
At once impeccably cool and aggressively unfashionable, Joe Jacksonβs Steppinβ Out is four minutes of nightmare disco and nightclub jitters which paves the way from βGoodbye Yellow Brick Roadβ to the Magnetic Fields. Detours through Motown and Freud. A perfect single. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJwt...
Everyone mentions Cowbell but to me this is the great Christopher Walken SNL sketch