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"Live each life like you don't have any more." ▪︎ Bubsy Theodore Bobcat - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 》Black, Gen "ᴡʜʏ‽" Old•taku 》Funny Animal Fabulist 》Literal Clown - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ᴾᴴᴸ ˣ ᴮᴸᵁᴺᴰᴱᴿᴸᴬᴺᴰ

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I'm half crazy, all for the love of you... Digital Circus Episode 8 drops March 20th

06.03.2026 20:04 👍 3638 🔁 1320 💬 130 📌 299
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All of us artists watching GenAI shills get fucked by the Supreme Court and elsewhere.

06.03.2026 23:10 👍 29 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

I've never used grammarly but if you have an account, I'd throw it in the trash and set it on fire because what the actual fuck

06.03.2026 21:52 👍 206 🔁 132 💬 3 📌 0
long shot of Carvins Cove Reservoir in Roanoke Valley in West Virginia, from WSLS-TV

long shot of Carvins Cove Reservoir in Roanoke Valley in West Virginia, from WSLS-TV

How much water do the data centres use? It’s a secret!

Google goes to court not to tell you

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ4W... - video
pivottoai.libsyn.com/20260306-how... - podcast

time: 7 min 35 sec

06.03.2026 23:10 👍 20 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

O-Town, Kansas

06.03.2026 23:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The website banner gif for Otakon 1999, convention of Otaku Generation. Their scanlined red haired mascot is to the left

The website banner gif for Otakon 1999, convention of Otaku Generation. Their scanlined red haired mascot is to the left

A red-coloured winamp skin with their mascot smiling away in her gauzy purple and pink robes

A red-coloured winamp skin with their mascot smiling away in her gauzy purple and pink robes

Otakon 1999's snazzy web banner and Winamp skin, perfect for listening to OP and ED midis and new kids on the block, MP2 and 3

06.03.2026 22:33 👍 30 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0
Debating spells with the party #dnd #fantasy #renfaire @BlackPurist @Rondez @Runedocks
Debating spells with the party #dnd #fantasy #renfaire @BlackPurist @Rondez @Runedocks YouTube video by Oathbreaker Cary
06.03.2026 22:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cousin 💕
Do you follow "the Runedocks"?

06.03.2026 22:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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PLAY•JAM Registration PLAY•JAM is a space dedicated to play. (surprise!) These drop-in workshops are about adults experiencing embodied play as a practice in-and-of-itself. Play Jams are offered twice a month (second Sund...
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Clown-Prov: A Clown & Improv Workshop • Sawubona Creativity Project: Theatre for Performance Art & Education Clown-Prov: A Clown & Improv Workshop Can you handle the Clown Challenge? Most improv is about thinking fast. Clown-Prov is about feeling fast. Join us for a workshop that throws your brain out the...
06.03.2026 21:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Workshop: Collective Clowning, Social Satire - Mummers Museum Learn about the tradition of political satire in the Comic Division of the Mummers Parade using costuming, prop-making, skit choreography, and narrative to communicate a powerful message in 2 minutes!
06.03.2026 21:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🎪🧵

06.03.2026 21:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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06.03.2026 21:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
JESTERMAXXER PICKS UP CHICK
JESTERMAXXER PICKS UP CHICK YouTube video by sidequestz

I mean that's how I bagged my wife 🤷‍♂️ be a funny lil guy

06.03.2026 21:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They look like they'd force their Raichu child to de-evolve

06.03.2026 21:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Poor sap

06.03.2026 21:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We got Brown shirts.
Imma be meaner now about shit.

😞sorry😔

06.03.2026 21:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

...I want him to sign my copy of Kof 2002

06.03.2026 21:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of my first cosplays EVER was the nerdy secretary-assassin, Vice.

This game introduced me to @danbrereton.bsky.social, cuz he's listed as Vice's favorite comic book artist.

KOF holds a special place in my heart 🧡

06.03.2026 21:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

:3

06.03.2026 21:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

interesting to see all the folk like "im blessed to be ignorant of this concept".

Like....Mhhm. Okay.

You and yer big brain can figure shit out without being demeaning about Black culture and showin the inside of yer anus, yeah?

06.03.2026 21:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
😎I like Big Boy
😎I like Big Boy YouTube video by Sophie's Magic Diary
06.03.2026 21:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can't do NUTHIN

06.03.2026 21:18 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I maintain that simply arresting Elon musk and making a real example of him is the quickest way to global stability

06.03.2026 20:58 👍 1553 🔁 361 💬 26 📌 7
That black furry in the Beetle Moses comic

That black furry in the Beetle Moses comic

Next pfp

06.03.2026 19:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🙏🏿 here, here

06.03.2026 19:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love furry shows because the ratio of 'tism is quite high and :
- nobody's masking ✨
- everybody's masking 😷
- most of them are also masking 🐶

06.03.2026 19:14 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Alternate timeline where things are going great and we calling hopescrolling.

06.03.2026 19:14 👍 52 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0

I’m definitely not watching any videos that this administration puts out.

I do not willingly expose myself to propaganda and neither should you.

06.03.2026 17:22 👍 173 🔁 47 💬 1 📌 2

so you just gunna out me like this?

06.03.2026 19:15 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0