Noble :frostbite:

Warning: flashing lights

camera abuse in #Resonite continues x3

this was made by several creatures at the same time working on different parts amidst absolute chaos, thanks @noel @Yoshi and a few others I can't find here for participating :3

#vr

Error message in Black Mesa that appears if you type r_shadows_gamecontrol_forceblob 0 in the console. It reads: YOU HAVE COMMITTED THE MOST SINFUL SIN OF ENABLING OLD LEGACY SHADOWS IN XEN. YOU MUST BE PUNISHED

oh ok

tumblr post if the truman show was real and also existed in like 2022 i think people on here would call truman their poor little meow meow and they would make joke fancams of him to megan thee stallion songs and theyd draw him as a catboy and also that the discourse surrounding it would be legendary reblog by OP: who is jerma

But it gets better: In the Chinese CS community, fans and casters love to call players "chip engineers" when they get only 1 kill and mutiple deaths. It works like this: a 1-7 scoreline equals an "Intel i7." If a player is currently 0-7, they are "developing the i7." Once he get a kill and hit 1-7, the "i7 is successfully developed, and developing on the i8 begins." If he get another kill and hit 2-7, then i8 is failed to develop. Because flameZ went 1-18, the Chinese CS community officially crowned him Intel's Chief R&D Engineer(英特尔首席研发工程师) for successfully developing the unprecedented "i18" processor.

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

Setback for the Commission: EU MEPs let chat control fail Surprising turn of events in the EU Parliament: The lead interior committee refuses to extend the voluntary mass surveillance of private chats again.

In positive news, Chat Control failed in the EU Parliament:
www.heise.de/en/news/Setback-for-the-Commission-EU-MEPs-let-chat-control-fail-11197237.html

Twitter screenshot from a user called "Leo Xander" with the username "@STALLE0N" with text: "Stop taking this social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken (Chicken emoji next to a car emoji) it is bigger than the car"

when i get mad at something ill just post this image

I had a dream in which people made a double AA battery chocolate dessert, it was basically injection batteries with something to make them chocolate and already in the dream I wondered how that is supposed to work

wait what the fuck?? does AltStore PAL use Mastodon to distribute game updates??? is @epicgames@explore.alt.store a real official ​:timsweeney:​ presence on the Fediverse??? I can just... download Fortnite from Sharkey????

a meme that reads "i came across a post which said "change the language setting to dutch for fun" and i did. it's been an hour and i'm enjoying it" below it on the left there's a picture of Meme Man ( https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/meme-man/ ), and on the right there's a bunch of iphone icons: Klok (clock), Agenda (calender), Muziek (music), Notities (notes), Kompas (compass), Rekenmachine (calculator), Telefoon (phone), Berichten (messages), Foto's (photos)

someone sent me this and I realized the dutch words "klok" and "kompas" from an english perspective seems like KDE could've come up with it

A few years ago I designed a way to detect bit-flips in Firefox crash reports and last year we deployed an actual memory tester that runs on user machines after the browser crashes. Today I was looking at the data that comes out of these tests and now I'm 100% positive that the heuristic is […]

It’s a screenshot of a text conversation with a contact named "Dog" on an old iPhone. The dog starts by saying they think they might be depressed, but as soon as the owner sends a picture of a tennis ball, the dog’s mood completely flips. It ends with the dog texting "OH MY GOD" over and over, calling it the best day of its life.

this image makes me happy on so many levels

is there an lzw decoding tutorial that isnt whatever is going on on the wikipedia page

resonite creepy pasta or smth

@Li this is like living in an alternate timeline 😭
i kinda wanna do this too but also what would i even really do with minecraft pe on a vita

a picture of the titlescreen from Minecarft Pocket Edition v0.6.1 Alpha running on a PlayStation Vita.

meanwhile, this looks so unbeleivably cursed

thank god for the legacy console edition source code leak we finally have a pc port of minecraft

Signal DM to the "EFF Intake" account saying "Can I get a :3 please?" The response is from many days later saying ":3 Thanks for reaching out to us at the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF). Please let us know if you are seeking legal assistance"

absolute peak

Japanese tweet of a dog with the sun casting a circle around it captioned "They call it 'AoE'" (area of effect)

Unattributed meme. A nine-square alignment chart, featuring signs. Going left to right, and then top to bottom: Done with this shit / I have questions : sign riveted into a tree in a forest reads "Your GPS is wrong turn around" Done with this shit / Disturbingly specific: sign reads "128 persons have drowned in this lake. 2 wearing a life jacket. 126 not wearing a life jacket." Done with this shit / Vivid: sign reads "Danger, not only will this kill you it will hurt the whole time you're dying" Ominous / I have questions: sign reads, " if you can read this you're in range" Ominous / Disturbingly specific: sign reads "Warning! Evacuate the island if you hear 8 short blasts" Ominous / Vivid: sign showing a palm tree and three people being chased by flying black circles, reads "Beware falling coconuts" Do not test the gods / I have questions: sign reads, "if elevator does not move do a small jump it should move after" Do not test the gods / Disturbingly specific: sign reads "road may be subject to sudden catastrophic sinkhole collapse" Do not test the gods / vivid: sign crushed by falling rock reads "Falling rock"

Good morning

Connectivity settings on an old version of iOS. One of the toggles is "ENABLE_RAT_" with description "RAT_TEXT_".

🐀

Ouhh,,, I'm Dog 🐶

one of my favorite things on fedi is seeing an enormous infodump that is almost totally incomprehensible to me, where someone is just pouring out their heart about a topic that they love, in some gigantic thread of intense nerdery. sometimes I see people post self-consciously as if they feel […]

A red fox lying on the ground, resting its front paws on a wodden plank. He looks slightly upwards and to its left with closed eyes, making it look happy.

Blissful foxxo blesses your timeline

Rotbraun-weiß-schwarz gescheckter Mischling aus Altdeutschem Schäferhund und Harzer Fuchs blickt sich in der Gegend um

Wo bleibt denn jetzt der Frühling?

#DogsOfMastodon #pets #dogphotography #PetPhotography
#animals #nature #spring

A black cat in the foreground, looking relaxed with his eyes almost closed - sitting on me, in the background, heavily blurred because it's not about me

Max never sits on me

Molly does, all the time. But Max never sits on me

Except today he did

I put a chair on the balcony, because it was unseasonably warm in London. I sat down, and he jumped straight onto my lap

I have never been more excited while […]

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A sign with some Chinese text, reading "外国人来华工作许可系统故障，请耐心等待" ("The system for foreigners to obtain a Chinese work permit is malfunctioning, please wait patiently"). The English translation on the sign instead reads "Please wait patiently for the failure of the system."

reposting with better alt

the problem with 28 hour resonite session

is that that i went 42 hours with very little sleep

and despite best effort on sunday, i am still fucking tired and it is monday

28 hour resonite session. you will (mostly) not regret 28 hour resonite session

screenshot of a dm conversation between julia and i. i join the room. i invite julia. i say "hiii". julia joins the room. "unable to decrypt message". julia's messages fail to decrypt two more times. i say "test". julia's response fails to decrypt. i respond "ok 🚬"

i literally created this room 15 minutes ago

mfs be like "born too late to explore the world 😢" does openstreetmap look complete to you? get working