Joshua Kramer

In the end, haven't we all not been paid for by John Taylor of Geekify?

you can just type out any old shit and someone will think it's clever. just look at me!

Every time I get an Adobe ad, it's some independent filmmaker or artist talking and I just can't fathom squaring that circle. Why the fuck would you play defense for them. Is your brain made of cheese

Michael and I are huge fans of your work! Really stoked to hear what you think!

A man pointing at a computer screen like the stupid meme where someone points at something. The screen has the cover of Grim Merchants for Mothership RPG on it. A little parrot is perching on the screen too

GRIM MERCHANTS BACKERS CHECK YOUR EMAIL! No reason haha just do it :-)

A doodle titled “yeah I love the writing process” and showing four different scenes. A figure hunched over a piece of paper, another hunched ferally over a laptop, a third making a “werk queen” face at a keyboard, and a fourth dissociating in their chair.

Back at it again in the mines

he sent this email at 9:01 AM

GRIM MERCHANTS BACKERS! Good news and bad news. Bad news: book delayed by like a week or two. Good news: Androids Unleashed is downloadable NOW! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/j...

basically i have to play bomberman. it seems like a part of me was always playing bomberman

A Mothership character sheet with a variety of skills highlighted. Linguistics, Corewise x3, Botany, Geology, Industrial Equipment, Chemistry, Computers x2, Zero G x2, Mathematics, Art, Archaeology, Theology x2, Rimwise x2, Cannibalism, Ecology, Asteroid Mining, Mechanical Repair, Pharmacology, Hacking x3, Piloting x3, Mysticism, Videography, Wilderness Survival x2, Hand To Hand Combat, Prosperian, Sophontology, Exobiology x2, Planetology, Robotics, Engineering x2, Cybernetics, Artificial Intelligence, Hyperspace, Xenoesotericism, Command, Mentalism, Psychonautics x2

Doing the final tally and Grim Merchants has skill triggers for almost the entire Mothership skill list (and a whole crop of custom skill mentions)! WHOO BABEY

my boss at the southern reach told me expeditions keep going missing in area x so i asked how many theyve sent in and my boss said they just find new people afterwards and i said it sounds like theyre just feeding people to area x and lowry started crying

A black and white poster with a finger pointing toward the reader. It reads: "Howdy Sailor... WE NEED YOU on RESTORATION DOCK TI-75! Titan Interstellar offers competitive pay rates and a best-in-class safety rating in every Restoration Dock we operate... And we operate a lot of them! Now accepting applicants from qualified shipbreakers with experience in zero-gravity labour, industrial equipment, and spacecraft piloting/engineering. Payment on a commission basis - on-site accommodations provided! Interested? Speak to an Intake Officer at the TITAN INTERSTELLAR AFTERMARKET (Dry Docks, B.01.07k or scan to learn more."

Getting some #Over/Under nostalgia getting this poster put together for Grim Merchants stretch goals!!

OP is THIS closer to figuring out allegory, why medieval Kings had dragons on their banners and why there are stories about people killing them, but most people will go "nah, it's not that deep bro, the curtains are blue" and just not get it at all.

whatever happened to that one guy? he would always go around on campus and argue with kids about his right wing opinions. like he would say really nasty stuff and smile when they got mad? he had his own company for it, actually. i think he was married to some lady too. havent seen him lately

It's a fascinatingly hack way to do an RPG following the events of the films. Even funnier that it just ends with a battle against Sauron's eye ON TOP OF the tower that explodes

I was JUST offscreen at that scene I swear dude I helped Gandalf fight the Balrog you just BARELY missed my epic Citadel Rage Strike

The thing about Lord of the Rings The Third Age is that you are 15 minutes behind the fellowship the whole game retracing their steps with a party full of almost exact ripoffs of the main fellowship. Gandalf keeps beaming scenes from the movie into your head reminding you to catch up

Clavicular? Couldn’t care less

Funicular? Now we’re talking

Shot and chaser.

C'monnn...
Look! Look at the lil' buddies club!

wow roach motel just a day away it got here so fast oh wow roach motel just a day away roach motel i am so happy about this information roach motel

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

We were too hard on the lemonade that kills you

Every day we are out here forgetting about LORD OF THE RINGS THE THIRD AGE

Gandalf showing up at helms deep with 50 little caesars hot n readys

sigh