Space Monkey Mafia

I feel like this language has moved from "wanting to" to "actively intending" cause it sounds like trying to emulate wwii rhetoric about Japan.

They just always, always lie. It's never "i dont like this". It's "you are shoving this down my throat and also harming theoretical children somewhere."

"Unconditional surrender"? Yeah he plans to nuke.

Ditto playing the TMNT ttrpg. The key is that it can be as random as you want as long as everyone in the world does not treat it like a joke.

The 90s street fighter ttrpg was so fun to make characters for for this reason.

We had a Dhalsim-inspired cyborg mosher, a Next of Kin-like special forces hillbilly, a guy who cooked for sumos bc he couldn't gain weight and used his giant turtle in fights, and a magic cowboy (Tex Arcana)

Not that it would actually be any better, but they keep saying bathroom specifically and not locker room. And theyre saying they still imagine this 40+ years later. It's a complete confession.

ORDER NOW! CHAOS LATER!

Rahm, agreeing with Mike Huckabee that they're both predators

PT came in to do tests with my mom. She has a ponytail, clops her sneakers when leading leg lifts, does a side-to-side little head shake when counting

me: oh no she's pony

Legroom LEGROOM

Leggy = true

Your gibberish about a demand for a perfect candidate is just a confession of your extreme dishonesty.

Oh you know...

He said he knew what it was six years ago on reddit. That means he lied when it came out last year.

"So much for the tolerant left" I snivel, my genitals withering like a human appendix on ten million years of evolution, as I cook up a defense for an astroturf group that got caught with anti-trans propaganda on their site before they even actually published anything.

ICO writes to Meta over 'concerning' AI smart glasses report Videos, including of glasses-wearers using the toilet or having sex, are sometimes reviewed by a Kenya-based subcontractor.

Last year when I was checking into a hotel, the desk person was wearing Meta glasses. I kindly asked them to take them off. They were annoyed. I said, “I do not consent to you looking at my credit card and ID with Meta glasses on.” My instincts were correct: www.bbc.com/news/article...

When a man especially points at trans people to get women and children to look in the wrong direction for danger, the safest bet is that that is a sex predator.

Otherdaryl Daryl

I'm unable to work normal registers because I'm only slightly tall but somehow a chair which possesses variability I do not would be worse

Me realizing that more and more my cis OCs may just all be in the closet or uncracked

Waffles.

Sorry about your weak feelings, kid.

Hit dog theories only work when there's not a history and context.

You reason and speak like stunted, cowardly white nationalists do when they pretend dog whistles don't exist.

Not knowing "stick the flounce" really solidifies that he only selected the worst online pseudoreligious debate perverts to ape for his surly faux-rationalist persona.

Draugr her ass

Sixty percent of the time

I KNOW

for all the coyotes <3

Woke up wondering what Darkwing Duck's costume would look like if he had iinstead been Cockwing Cuck.

I was like eight years old and went, "...I'm not gonna light that. no."

In elementary school I was given army surplus as toys, including machetes, a handgun, and several grenades that still had some black powder in them.